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In the 12 minutes he's been on the pitch? Fuck off.

We're struggling against a team that couldn't beat Volendam, Utrecht, and NEC. Let that sink in Gents.

ThiaHoe Fagotta with some epic subs. Somehow GoneLoliz is still on the pitch - I haven't heard his name mentioned or seen him once in 90 minutes.

Thuram should always be starting.

Don't need to go into a jungle and "get high" on nature to generate that effect - some people are just so fucking stupid it's unbelievably bafling. I can derive these same sensations after 3 bottles of red wine in the heart of the city.

Gatti should never be a starter for a serious and ambitious club. I appreciate his grinta and "leadership" but he's still a donkey and not good enough technically to be marshalling the defense. Oh, and please let's stop the comparisons with Chiellini - there are none. 1739905884 For once, I...

We can always dream. Having a coach like Zizou makes us infinitely more appealing because the allure of playing for him is inevitable: a proven winner, a club legend, and a man who understands what it means to wear this shirt.

Of course. CuntBiasso works too.

Absolutely Divine

Handjob is not a special player either. Veiga has upside and potential, but as of today, Handjob is the better player - he's also 6 years older. Handjob obviously has the experence, but at Veiga's age, he was still plying his trade for some Slovakian Plumbers.

I agree, whatever that fucked up system may be. However, the profile of the player to replace Vlahovic should be someone like Jonathan David or Osimhen, not another local scrub downgrade like Scummy Kaka or Ratatouille, or that overrated hack Mottadella loves so much Xerzes.

He doesn't need to. Muani is not a proper CF anyway. We need more than one CF if we want to compete on many levels and be successful. Inter has Lautaro, Thuram, Taremi, and Correa. Milan has Leao, Felix, Gimenez, and Abraham.

Suckatelli starting and 4 natural CBs in a back four that offers no attacking threat.

Why the fuck should Goneloliz start? He's been absolute garbage.

I'd still sell him if an offer of 40 million came in though. I don't think anyone on this team is indispensable bar Bremer perhaps. I'd argue Yildiz and Thuram too, based on potential alone. Everyone else has a price.

Great goal. I can't dislike a player who works hard and pops up with crucial goals, in spite og his questionable eating habits and limited technical ability. He's also an affable goof, so it's easy to actually root for him.

Floyd Smelly the plumber Sunday League Pub Player moonlighting as a footballer can never be MOTM, more like DOTM.

Suckatelli and Goneloliz starting :howler: :rofl: Floyd Smelly and that defense - atrocious and absolutely horrid :yuck: :inter: :b81:

Mitnakatelli? Sharmootatelli? 3arsatelli? Take your pick :D :b81: