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    Weston “Royale Avec Fromage” McKennie

    This is probably fake news but even I would accept this bid. 1748032280 Maybe Jungtoli rejected the offer? :seven:
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    Antonio Conte

    Conte just knows how to make it work. That Napoli squad has maybe 3 or 4 really good players. Plus they didn't overspend 120M on useless players like we did. Maybe he can get the best out of Koopmeiners, but he doesn't have the drive like McT does. I'm sure Conte will want a striker who has...
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    Serie A 2024-25

    He's a monster. Look at him leading the players as well. Maybe we should sign a bunch of Chowder scrubs like Hojlund.
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    Serie A 2024-25

    Red, of course :lol: Fuck this league.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Good thing we're one of the few "big clubs" that still hasn't secured a place in Europe next season. Maybe that makes it even more exciting for Osimhen.
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    Antonio Conte

    Conte >>>> Allegri always has always will
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Seeing a lot of Gyokeres rumors today... @s4tch :lol: Come on, clearly you have never watched KDB. He is like the closest thing to an old school playmaker you can get nowadays. Amazing passing from everywhere and a eye for goal from distance. Yildiz is nothing of the sort.
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    Nicolò Fagioli

    I'm assuming he will return and be our big "signing" for the midfield.
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    'Murica!

    And this Nazi shitbag just threatened Apple and the EU with 50% tariffs. He is literally killing our markets as well just as soon as we started to recover in equities. He's literally a terrorist and a tyrant. Should be hanged in front of the Capitol.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    No he doesn’t.
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    'Murica!

    This is what I was referring to when I called MAGA a bunch of Commies. They dont even get it because they’re stupid.
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    Stock Market

    Two days in a row GOOG rockets higher at open and then sucks donkey balls the first of the day. This is getting fucking annoying. Just fucking send it to 185 already.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    And if it's not Hojlund, it will be Lucca or Retegui. Bank on it.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    We don't want KDB but we're cool with a 40 year-old Modric lmao
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Jungtoli went out of his way to buy some random clown from the Toon thinking it would help with negotiations for a player worth 100M.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Tonali is most likely staying put with a 100M price tag on him. It's over for us trying to get him, as expected. Probably just like Osimhen. I wouldn't be surprised if our big signing for the midfield is Fagioli. @Alen Then we can dump 50M on Hojlund.
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    'Murica!

    Oh? In that case he should be sent to El Salvador immediately, just to be safe.
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    [Serie A] Venezia 2-3 Juventus [25th May, 2025 20:45 CEST]

    Sunday's match will be his Chumpions League Final.
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    Europa League 2024-25

    I'm just glad the red dunderheads lost once again. @DAiDEViL if you listen closely enough, you will hear the song Paradise by Coldplay at the stadium.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    My white Uncle lived there for 60 years. Until they burned his house down. I could see KDB at the corner of 7 mile and Kelly picking up his Belgian chocolates from the bakery.