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    Manuel Locatelli

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    Federico Chiesa

    For some reason I wouldn't be surprised to see him back at JJ. Methinks Conte would like him. Sort of how he used Politano.
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    [Serie A] Venezia 2-3 Juventus [25th May, 2025 20:45 CEST]

    Our CL hopes rest on the shoulders of Kelly at sweeper. The stuff of legends.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    And now we’re not getting Jobe either. Double fuck you.
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    Premier League 2024-25

    Imagine if they can’t keep Jobe and Riggs. That was a good match.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Garnacho was told he’s not wanted. What a relief that would be for a player. I would go after him instead of Ndoye.
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    Missing Members

    I should make a massive Juventuz.com banner for the summer matches.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Is there any chance we could get Jobe? I doubt it.
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    I’d rather give him an extra million a year than 60M to Atalanta for a handicap guy.
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    There’s nothing to go crazy on. He’s free.
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    Stock Market

    You can buy far out options which lowers risk. Definitely don't ever buy options that have a weekly expiry unless it's a hedge or a lotto. Far dated options are usually expensive but if you have them 1.5 years out and you buy after a major dip it's not a bad strategy.
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    I already said this, sir. Thank you for agreeing with me.
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    Weston “Royale Avec Fromage” McKennie

    And the fact that he plays almost any position. Sure, he might not be world class in any of them, but if he can play 10 positions, that means: 10(positions)*20M(not outrageous)= 200M should be the minimum. He's too unique. Our own Camavinga.
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    Weston “Royale Avec Fromage” McKennie

    You sure? I mean... :lol:
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    David is on a bosman, too. That's literally a no brainer. Don't care how big his salary is.
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    Mckennie will broker the deal for Trump's 51st state acquistion.
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    David will be our Dembele and Mckennie our Camavinga. :touched:
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    At least he's free. But boy, watch out for the people who hate North Murican players. We will probably have four with Cremaschi. The rise of the right-wing Tuz extremists.
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    Serie A 2024-25

    In the spirit of Juventuz, we would like to congratulate Napoli and ADL on their Scudetto win. Not. Fuck you and your shitty town.