Zlatan's Provoking Quotes (5 Viewers)

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Sir Sebastian ] ++
now, in the official del piero thread i said DP should fight zlatan. it HAS to be over the size of their ****s

Then DP wins. He's Italian.

 

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[del pietro]

haha! thats for sure!

 

[Cronios]

arrogant, selfish, imature, egoist,

this guy is unstoppable!!!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

++ [ originally posted by Cronios ] ++
arrogant, selfish, imature, egoist,

this guy is unstoppable!!!

this is my favorite

"Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?" (2001):
"I haven't met her yet, but when I do, I will date her."

 

[Rami]

You had to ruin my thread didn you?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

++ [ originally posted by Rami ] ++
You had to ruin my thread didn you?

ok i'll delete it

 

[Rami]

good bird

 

[Zlatan]

When he was in Ajax a Dutch reporter asked him if it was possible for Ajax to lsoe their 9 point lead in the last 7 games.
Zlatan answered (in a sarcastic tone): "Well, I'm not 100% sure, but by my calculations its possible to lose 9 points in just 3 games"

 

[Rami]

You know this thread isnt about you zlatty dont you?

 

[Zlatan]

Really? :frown:

 

[Rami]

Sorry to break the news for you...Dont worry one day you will grow up and become the talk of net forums. whatever your field of interest may be

 

[Azzurri7]

What an arrogant player.

 

[Rami]

"Meen ish-had lil 3arooosa"

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Azzurri7 ] ++
What an arrogant player.

You want arrogant? I'll give you arrogant. The fact that Del Piero assumes everyone still likes him after pushing us all to buy his water which he recommends through talking to a bird on national television :fero:

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


You want arrogant? I'll give you arrogant. The fact that Del Piero assumes everyone still likes him after pushing us all to buy his water which he recommends through talking to a bird on national television :fero:

hehe, I wouldn't call that arrogant, Erik.


Plus that Comm was sweet....

 

[Slagathor]

 

[Azzurri7]

Exactly.

 

[tassard]

++ [ originally posted by Rami ] ++
After the "WTF is wrong with Zlatan" I bring you this. The more I look into this guys personality the more I realize how bad ass he is

-During the game between England and Sweden in 2004, some tension between Zlatan and Becky arose. After the match and during the press conference, a English reporter asked Zlatan trying to provoke him: "Zlatan, there are some scars on your face, how did that happen?". So, Zlatan answered "Honestly I don't know....but if you insist...you can ask your wife"


-In WC 2002 second round match between Sengal and Sweden, and during the extra time break, Zlatan was feeling some pain in his thigh, so Hedman went to him and wanted to see his condition by pulling his shorts down...so Zlatan goes "Hey remember I am only 20"

-When critisized by John Carew he said " What he can do with a football, I can do with an orange"

-During his days at Ajax, he was asked about how he totally made a fool out of Sami Hyppia he said "Its nothing...I went left, he went left...I went right, he went right...I went back left, he went to buy a hotdog"

-Before going to Ajax, he was asked what will you NOT say to your new teammates...he replied "I am Zlatan...who the hell are you?"

 

[Azzurri7]

It's not something to be proud of....

 

[Lilianna]

actually they are not provoking.

they are funny and he had no ittention to provoke either.