Zlatan Ibrahimovic (5 Viewers)

[Tommy]

hopefully not.

death to zingaro.

+rep

 

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[Bianconero81]

Haters gonna hate

A truly phenomenal player.

 

[JCK]

if only there was a way both can miss the WC.

Messi too but that's too late so let's hope for a long term injury for the fucking midget.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

i hope Zlatan will destroy Portugal!

same here

 

[Gian]

Forca Portugal!

 

[JuveJay]

I swear Ibra just called himself 'God' in an interview.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

fuck portugal

 

[HelterSkelter]

I swear Ibra just called himself 'God' in an interview.

Did you never read this?

Ronaldo, Figo and Zlatan are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says: "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in"
Ronaldo says: "I believe football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such joy to so many people".
God offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.
Figo says: "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals of life I´ve spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits"
God offers Figo the seat to his right.
Then God turns to Zlatan, "And you Zlatan, what do you belive?"
"I belive, says Zlatan, "you're sitting in my seat."

 

[Martin]

weak punchline

 

[HelterSkelter]

It includes Zlatan.So the punchline automatically becomes awesome.

I thought that was a well documented fact.

 

[Tommy]

die zingaro

camelface wishes he scored one important goal in his career like ronaldo today before he retires.

outb4 fanboys post the one goal he scored against real in a clasico

 

[calmyournerves]

Haters gonna hate

A truly phenomenal player.

This

 

[ALC]

die zingaro

camelface wishes he scored one important goal in his career like ronaldo today before he retires.

outb4 fanboys post the one goal he scored against real in a clasico

yep, he's so not clutch.

 

[swag]

He's big in friendlies against England though.

 

[ALC]

lol, that goal was awesome but yeah, pretty meaningless.

 

[Zacheryah]

Its sad that one of the 4 best players in the world, cannot get to the worldcup

 

[swag]

Yes and no. Yes because we like seeing big players on the big stage.

No because one individual doesn't overcome the dynamic of a team. If your team sucks, I don't give a rat's ass about how good you are as a player: you don't deserve to be there.

 

[Zacheryah]

A worldcup should indeed have the best teams in the world. Thing is, that there are many inferior teams to sweden going.

 

[Völler]

Zlatan is protecting two things here...

 

[K.O.]

Again!