@LowLife
Hello Zlatan,
first, I hope you’re doing well. As for me, if I can reassure you, I’m doing great.
When you signed in my beloved soccer club, I got the hudge surprise to see that the domain name “Zlatan.fr” was available… do you believe that ?! So, I rushed to book it… you know, I really didn’t want anyone wicked to take advantage of your name and image.
By the way, as you can see, I didn’t put any commercial link on that website… you can admit that I am a nice buddy. I could have made a fortune with such a domain name !
So now, I give you the opportunity to have it back. And for that, as you can imagine, we won’t bother with lawyers and endless procedures. Obviously it would be a waste of time and money for both of us. Instead, I got a much funnier idea. And as I am a very good guy, I let you have the choice of weapons.
Are you ready ? So here it is… if you manage to succeed in one of those challenges, the domain name “Zlatan.fr” will be yours :
- offer me a dedicated PSG jersey, with my name on it and the following quote : “After Zlatan, you really are the best !”
- stay at my place for a month. This way, all my life, I could say :”Ibra ? Sure, he used to sleep on my couch for a while.”
- offer me 3 lifetime season tickets, for two of my friends and I. Obviously, I’m talking about Official tribune tickets… don’t try to fool me with your crappy H Blue tribune tickets…
- win penalty kicks against me, at the Parc des Princes of course, so that you’re at home and have no excuse in case I win.
- beat me at Taekwondo. I’ve heard you’re not too bad at it. As I’ve never practiced that sport myself, I recommend you to choose this challenge.
- give me one of your hair lock as a gift. Samson’s strength came from his long hair. I think it works the same way with you. Then, I can make a key ring with it, which will bring me power for the rest of my life.
- beat me at FIFA13. You can choose the teams but, anyway trust me, there is no way you can make it.
- score a more-than-30-meter-backflip-goal in an official game. Just kidding… this is not realistic.
- let me slap you in the face, without saying a word… and in public obviously.
- offer a bare-chested dedicated photo of you to my girlfriend. Frankly, among all of those challenges, I have to confess it’s not my favorite. I’m getting fed up to see twinkles in her eyes when you take off your jersey at the end of a game.
- manage to have Neymar sign at PSG during the 2013 summer mercato.
- simply ask me to let you have this domain name for free… but face to face and – as a tribute to Guillaume – in French obviously.
Here you go my Zlatan. I can’t wait to know which challenge you will choose ! Don’t worry, you can try as many as you want !
But hurry up, it’s getting harder and harder to decline all the proposals I receive to buy the domain. You know, it’s the crisis… all those bucks start to make me crazy.
Take good care mate !
Ici, c’est chez toi ! Zlatan est magique !
That was awesome. I'm surprised I haven't read about this in the Swedish newspapers since they report about literally EVERYTHING that has to do with Zlatan.
