Your favorite snus? (9 Viewers)

[Oggy]

I tried to quit sex and masturbating, but it doesn't work.....if you try to quit, your dick masturbates for you in your sleep.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Sure are. I even saw the first guy on the Oprah show a few years ago.

Skoal should ground their dead bodies up and use them as additives for their new line of dip... Classic Anti-Jaw.

 

[Lilith]

That's Burke for you.

 

[Carlo D]

Tahir, usted debe sacudarir su cabeza en incredulidad y el preguntarse de lo que usted comenzo!

 

[Bjerknes]

Carlo, De dónde eres?

 

[Zlatan]

Thats terrible..thnk god i'm not a smoker:sick:

Thats not from smoking, thats from smokeless tobacco, the one you chew or keep in your mouth.

 

[Bjerknes]

Thats not from smoking, thats from smokeless tobacco, the one you chew or keep in your mouth.

Yeah, you know, the good shit.

So Zlatan, what is the best tranvestite hooker street in Sarajevo?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I like cock flavor.

 

[Marko]

I like cock flavor.

Well, if that's the case I can provide you one!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I like a whole barrel full.

 

[Marko]

I like a whole barrel full.

Done deal.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sweet!

 

[Bjerknes]

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

40 yea old virgin.

And what did you want on the phone, I'm watching TV.

 

[Bjerknes]

40 yea old virgin.

And what did you want on the phone, I'm watching TV.

Oh... sorry for disturbing you. Thanks for picking up, doucheJew.

Just had a question regarding turbos but your guess is probably as good as mine.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What about them?

 

[Bjerknes]

Had a little problem with my car today while getting beer for my dad. I accelerated onto a road and all of a sudden I heard a pop and then a swooshing sound. Immediately I knew it was the turbo and when I got home I saw that the piping of the turbo was disconnected at some joint, thus letting air escape and giving the motor some strange sounds. While I was driving I still had power but there was this wooshing wooshing wooshing cyclic sound that would start when I accelerated, so that doesn't sound good. Hopefully the turbo isn't blown and it's just loose piping.

Always fucking goddamn something.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

yea, the turbo is just loosing boost. replace the pipe, or just patch it up.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah we're gonna replace the pipe. But still, hopefully it's just the pipe...

I don't know what happened really. Perhaps it was the heat and me pushing the baby a little bit too much today.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Things just break, I'm sure it'll be fine.