ROBERT OF PADOVA is coming in glory to judge the living and the dead, with a shoe in one hand and his schlong in the other. No . . . wait . . . maybe later, he needs a nap at the moment.
In tribute to you, oh great ROBERT OF PADOVA, I have shaved my chest hair into the shape of a sheep, so that when judgement day comes, I can be seated at the right hand of the great one, with 67 virgins, 10 bottles of Grey Goose, and an XBox.
"Qu'est-ce que la vie? Sortir d'un trou pour terminer dans un autre trou." Or something along those lines - Isidore Ducasse, comte de Lautréamont.
Repudiate the Abrahamic God and the madness of its three death cults that are Yahwism, Christism and Muhammadism and you will begin to see the light of reason.
Robert of Padova is the only true risen messiah. Nostradamus had foreseen his advent. The Bible predicts it. Mayan prophecies predict it. The Koran predicts it. Moggi insinuates it. Robert of Padova shall avenge Ashera, consort of YHWH, banished to ignominy and never again to be adored by her people.