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Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,706
++ [ originally posted by Karlberg ] ++


You're not gettin' any money... you should consider becoming a prostitute. Martin could be your web-pimp... :D Now that's easy money!

That bit about the elephant sounds interesting, but the part about the elephant screwing the pig... well that's just disgusting! Can't you just take some genes from each and mix 'em up... and put it in a microwave for 5 minutes???
A prostitute?? naah, because of that im doin the machine...
about the lep`hant and the pig,,its very difficult, because the pig genes cant be splitted!!

make each other to "love" is more easy!
 

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Anders

Senior Member
Dec 13, 2002
3,134
Yes you can... I'll build you a machine.
I'l combine 5 monkeys and 10.000 Zorro's which I'll put in a blender. When blended, I'll use it as fuel for my new Gene-splitter-machine... and then you will be able to split the genes. Easy...
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,706
Hey that have sense!!!! for firat time we will make history,, dont you think??

imagine all the houses of the world with little elephant for pets!!

and all will be sold at my gene corporation,,ill be richer than lukaz itself.......

hey lukas is still stinky?
 

Anders

Senior Member
Dec 13, 2002
3,134
of course he is still stinky! Always has been and always will be!

I can't wait to get my own little cute elephant pet! :cheesy:
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,706
Dont worry,,,when the first elephant born,,ill send that elephant to you,.,,,dont worry...

hey, bu5 this kind of animals need another name, whta will be the name of their kind??
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,706
Hey its a good idea!! to honour his mentor!! i feel honoured!!

i can name my first pet,, kal*****?

is a combination of karlberg with mr lukaz!
 

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