Would You Date Someone from Juventuz.com? (1 Viewer)

Azzurri7

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The white knight has a boner for everyone. If I pretend to be a girl posting tomorrow he'd have a double major boner for me.

I don't see him getting laid in the near future.

I was about to meet Sarah in Beirut but then she stopped posting and I was on vacation and poof, the whole thing vanished.
 

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Byrone

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    The white knight has a boner for everyone. If I pretend to be a girl posting tomorrow he'd have a double major boner.

    I don't see him getting laid in the near future.
    What a bleak future, there won't be any little sheiklets running around anytime soon.

    I've never seen Sarah.

    I don't see myself getting laid in the near future either.
    Yet you sen't her pm's daily.
     

    JCK

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    May 11, 2004
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    If I were to hang our with Jack, I'd start with a run or a bicycle ride in the morning, followed by BBQ in the afternoon with his family, maybe play some footy, and end the day with a joint and some whiskey on the rocks.

    How does that sound, Jack?
    I don't play football but the rest sound like a day I would enjoy and pretty much do often. You're welcome.
     

    Azzurri7

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    I don't play football but the rest sound like a day I would enjoy and pretty much do often. You're welcome.
    Be careful what comes out of your mouth if you're with Sheik. Your wife, mother, aunties will all be informed of every single word you told/said to him. He's a very good secret keeper I tell you.
     

    Kate

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    Would i have to work hard to get into your pants?
    There are a lot of buttons on these maximum strength girdles...

    Azzurri7 said:
    That said, I would like to go out with you for a coffee in the morning on a sunny day. I feel I can talk to you about anything.(Seriously)
    That's quite a nice comment :) I would like that too, you seem as if you'd have a lot of interesting stories and things to talk about.

    Another person I'd want to go for coffee with is Martin.
     

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