++ [ originally posted by swag
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I, too, see where you're coming from. But to be honest, I don't know if I could handle this country if it suddenly turned to "soccer fever". Many of the things that I truly enjoy about the sport would probably be ruined if it suddenly became a U.S. fad like televised poker.
Whiney, self-absorbed announcers making dog noises in attempts to feign excitement. Major play stoppages to push commercials for beer, trucks, and financial services every 10 minutes. A championship cup they'd probably call the "World Championship Cup", eventhough no teams outside of North America would be allowed to participate. Fear mongering about the influence of overseas countries and cultures on red-white-and-blue blooded 'Mericans.
Is it any wonder I've come to hate so many American sports so much? It's not like Europe or South America, etc., haven't found their own ways to damage the sport of soccer either. But I think an American surge in soccer interest could possibly be the beginning of the end for me...at least in this country.
So with the advent of the Internet and satellite TV and global travel, I'd much rather follow my Juve games from half-way across the globe and have all those retards continue to ask me if my Kappa warm-up has the silver painted ladies from 18-wheeler mud flaps on it. Let them be ignorant and hateful about soccer and stay that way -- and stay out of my way. They can have all the baseball they want, and I'll never have to get in line behind them for it.