Wojciech Szczęsny (40 Viewers)
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I constantly see people talking about beauty as subjective, and I’m pretty sure that people are missing the point.
I can’t date excessively fat women, because my penis, independent of anything I tell it, goes into catatonic withdrawal at the sight of them.
Morals don’t factor in at all. If I had to hazard a guess, I’d presume that my penis, of its own accord, doesn’t like you because you look like a risky bet for depositing sperm. It doesn’t want to stop the bus and let the little guys out, because y’all look like a bad part of town.
There’s no argument that’s going to matter. My brain can be like “aw, since you put it that way..” all day, but my dick will have left the building while we were having this discussion. So why the fuck do you want to go on and on endlessly about body positivity? Why do you still try to fit 50 gallons of Crisco in 15 gallon leggings?
I can’t date excessively fat women, because my penis, independent of anything I tell it, goes into catatonic withdrawal at the sight of them.
Morals don’t factor in at all. If I had to hazard a guess, I’d presume that my penis, of its own accord, doesn’t like you because you look like a risky bet for depositing sperm. It doesn’t want to stop the bus and let the little guys out, because y’all look like a bad part of town.
There’s no argument that’s going to matter. My brain can be like “aw, since you put it that way..” all day, but my dick will have left the building while we were having this discussion. So why the fuck do you want to go on and on endlessly about body positivity? Why do you still try to fit 50 gallons of Crisco in 15 gallon leggings?
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed.
