Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2014-15) (45 Viewers)

[-=DJANGO=-]

Drop the Apache!!? Jog on Son!! Moggi on crack? You sure??

Well the Apache has been doing almost as good as Immobile boyo. Now you see a real number 10 in him, but he is nowhere Del Piero, Baggio or Platini. And we're not even talking about the whole 4-3-3 vs 3-5-2 scenario.

I know it's not a popular topic, but I think of it as either improve our current formation or change things and choose the latter.

 

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[piotrr]

Our Mercato will pan out like last summer.
First it'll start with the media saying 'Conte wants atleast two top players' and some more reinforcements to compete in Europe.
Marotta will respond by saying 'we'll buy 4 champions'.
Elkann pops in by saying Juve shud absolutely sign top players and everybody believe him.
Later we find out in our balance sheet that we've made significant losses.
Marotta still gives us hope by saying 'we'll raise the bar in europe and look for the best market opportunities'
Marotta signs Nani for 6m + bonuses and every tuzzer go crazy and hails marotta for doing such a fantastic deal while Cronios continues ranting abt Juve not signing LB's.

Don't forget loaning Floro Flores at the last day of mercato.

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

Dem links to Aronica, Aquafresca, Diamanti and Biabiany

 

[alexjuventino]

Remember Yuckerini saying that Giacherini was better than Di Maria and that we should get adam johnson? Good times.

 

[Völler]

Remember when you couldn't even figure out what haircut you wanted? Good times.

 

[zizinho]

Remember Yuckerini saying that Giacherini was better than Di Maria and that we should get adam johnson? Good times.

 

[Fr3sh]

Remember when you couldn't even figure out what haircut you wanted? Good times.

 

[Ocelot]

Remember when you couldn't even figure out what haircut you wanted? Good times.

That reminds me, when's Pepe done serving his sentence?

 

[alexjuventino]

-rep both of you

@Völler Why?

 

[Völler]

-rep both of you

@Völler Why?

I don't need an excuse to send you a picture of a dolphin masturbating in a dead fish. Embrace it.

 

[alexjuventino]

What is with your obsession with dolphins?

 

[Völler]

What is with your obsession with dolphins?

What is with your obsession with bowl haircuts?

 

[alexjuventino]

What is with your obsession with bowl haircuts?

I don't have one.

 

[Vlad]

I don't have one.

Who is that in your avatar? Looks like Marchisio.

 

[Völler]

Who is that in your avatar? Looks like Marchisio.

[MENTION=5409]Juventino[RUS][/MENTION] would know.

 

[alexjuventino]

Who is that in your avatar? Looks like Marchisio.

A young Stalin

 

[ALC]

I don't need an excuse to send you a picture of a dolphin masturbating in a dead fish. Embrace it.

great gif

 

[Vlad]

A young Stalin

Ah, I only saw a pictures of the old bastard. But still his resemblance with Marchisio is shocking.

 

[zizinho]

Ah, I only saw a pictures of the old bastard. But still his resemblance with Marchisio is shocking.

he reminds me of Ramos a little bit

 

[Völler]

Ah, I only saw a pictures of the old bastard. But still his resemblance with Marchisio is shocking.

Just like Stalin, Marchisio is a fond believer of teamwork. But instead of doing his fair share, he turns on invisibility mode for every single game. And despite that, he still collects his big, fat paycheck every month - just like Stalin did. Basically, Marchisio is Stalin. Disgusting really.
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