Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2012-13) Part 2 (11 Viewers)

[Fake Melo]

People make Osvaldo look like he's a serial killer who was Hanibal Lector's mentor.

He is a nutjob though. Would be a liability if he played for us.

 

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[Dostoevsky]

He is a nutjob though. Would be a liability if he played for us.

Pretty sure Conte would make his attitude a lot better. But it's not he's thaaat bad even now, I think people exaggerate a lot.

 

[BottomLine]

I Think we should buy that striker from Sydney FC... What was his name again?

 

[Fred]

David Lukewarm?

 

[Gep]

People make Osvaldo look like he's a serial killer who was Hanibal Lector's mentor.

It's not like that Dusan. He's a decent player alright but we need to step up our level in the forward department. We need to break away from the average striker searches and sign a WC one for another to want to partner up with in the future. I mean who the hell would want to partner up with the matri's and the quagliarellas? Players like pellissier and zarate would.

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I Think we should buy that striker from Sydney FC... What was his name again?

Dunno, think it was some short, stumpy bloke who wears number 10 with fat lamb chops as side burns.

 

[Ahmed]

thats not funny.

 

[Delle Alpi]

This team would do great things with Klose leading the front line. He still has ~2 good years in him. Affordable, and exactly what we need.

 

[Gep]

thats not funny.

No but your comment made me laugh tho. Lighten up

 

[Bezzy]

Raiola is such a turdbag. Fat, meddling, arrogant twat.

you don't want to know what I have heard about him every single week just in my town. another reason to block his restaurant. I will never step any feet in that restaurant

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We need Janna to track him down at his dads pizza shop in Haarlem. Maybe she can proposition him with a blowjob and then cut his deck off with a shaving knife.

I know enough about him, but I won't spread it here in the internet. Just never go to his restaurant.

 

[Suns]

Did Raiola just say loyalty is overrated? That can't be good for business right? Teams will stop doing business with him. Raiola is great for his clients but that was just dumb.

 

[Salvatore]

Pretty sure Conte would make his attitude a lot better. But it's not he's thaaat bad even now, I think people exaggerate a lot.

They sure do.

People make Osvaldo look like he's a serial killer who was Hanibal Lector's mentor.

 

[Ahmed]

#NUFC have given Demba Ba permission to speak to Chelsea. As a result he won't be included in tonight's squad. More on http://nufc.co.uk

 

[Gep]

#NUFC have given Demba Ba permission to speak to Chelsea. As a result he won't be included in tonight's squad. More on http://nufc.co.uk

That'll be a good signing. He'll do we'll at chel$ki

 

[Nzoric]

His knee's are a ticking bomb. It would be such a Chelsea move if they get him and first training session he's declared incapable of ever playing footie again

 

[Salvatore]

Chelsea are going to get him for just under €9m, which is really affordable for once on their part. I've read that his agent wants a lot for the move though.

 

[Enron]

Apparently he can't pass a medical and can't get player's insurance coverage.

 

[Ahmed]

because he's black?

 

[Enron]

because he's black?

His knee.

Fuckin Arabs.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Their big decks keep destroying their knee caps.

 

[Nzoric]

Apparently he can't pass a medical and can't get player's insurance coverage.

Don't know if this is serious, but it wouldn't surprise me considering his knee situation.