Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2011-12) (47 Viewers)

[Hist]

We are linked with a brazilian defender called Dede..... he said he'd love to join if our interest is formal. is he any good?

 

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[blondu]

plays for vasco..don't know much about him. what happened to the other one ?

 

[pati78]

Yeah, I'd love to have these two players.
As per Dede I dont't know what kind of player he is. I think we should conctentrate more on attack casue we are quite good in defence

 

[blondu]

corriere

 

[Ahmed]

Van Persie would be sex. What are the chances of us actually getting him?

same as the chances of Giovinco growing taller.

 

[Bianconero81]

Actually, Giovinco growing taller is not out of the question.

Here in Thailand, certain hospitals offer limb stretching surgery (allows you to gain 4-5 inches in height) for approximately $4000. If all else fails, he can always wear elevator shoes.

 

[JuveJay]

That's not actually growing

 

[Ahmed]

how is that growing.

 

[Bianconero81]

Technically not, but theoretically yes. After the operation, he would stand to gain 4-5 inches in height, hence he'd have "grown" 4-5 inches in height

You bitches better recognize

 

[JuveJay]

Penis jokes at the ready.

 

[Bianconero81]

They can deal with manhood deficiencies in Thailand too

I mean, if they can give a man a pussy, I'm sure they can help a man enlarge his member. I have a good friend in the medical field, and he has some of the strangest stories ever

 

[Buck Fuddy]

*Books trip to Thailand.*

 

[Ahmed]

I mean, if they can give a man a pussy

how is that working out for you?

 

[Nicholas]

GASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fint]

what is it this time Nick

 

[Ahmed]

hsi agent said there was contact between Bologna and Juve for him.

 

[Nicholas]

Yeah.

 

[Fint]

for real???

Spoiler

 

[Gian]

Is Gaston a treq or a winger?

Uruguayans

 

[Kasaki]

Technically not, but theoretically yes. After the operation, he would stand to gain 4-5 inches in height, hence he'd have "grown" 4-5 inches in height

You bitches better recognize

Wouldn't that be bad for athletes?