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Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2011-12) (40 Viewers)
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Marotta is not as smart as him.
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Marotta and Paratici making some deals via Messenger.
Marotta says:
Paratici, where are you?
Paratici says:
At home, watching players on Youtube.
Marotta says:
Oh, Pazienza is awesome there!
Paratici says:
I know, right? He'd do well for us.
Marotta says:
Sure. Do you have Pozzo on your MSN?
Paratici says:
He's away at the moment, but I have Silvio.
Marotta says:
Great, maybe we can make some deals with him.
Silvio Berclusconi has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hey, Silvio! What's up?
Berlusconi says:
Hello, Beppe. Tapping some bitch, you?
Marotta:
Working from home. I was wondering something... Do you want to sell Antonini?
Berslusconi says:
You have to ask Galiani, not me. Is this chatroulette a real thing?
Marotta says:
I don't know what that is.
Berlusconi says:
Ah, nevermind. I'll add Galliani.
Adriano Galliani has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Adriano, how are you mate? Look, we'd like to sign Antonini.
Galliani says:
Sure, how much $ can you offer?
Marotta says:
On loan with an option to buy for, let's say, 3m?
Galliani says:
Ah, don't give me that crap. My hair transplant would cost more.
Marotta says:
Ok, 5m?
Galliano says:
No. I'm offended. Ask Zampa for Balzaretti or something.
Maurizio Zamparini has been added to the conversation.
Marotta says:
Zampa! I'd like to talk to you about mercato.
Zamparini says:
5m.
Marotta says:
For what?
Zamparini:
For talking.
Marotta says
Are you kidding me?
Zamparini says:
Now it's 10m because I'm in talks with GM's from Barcelona, Real, Inter, Chelsea, Man Utd, Man City and Arsenal on MSN.
Marotta says:
We want Pastore. Is 30m on installments enough?
Zamparini says:
I want 50m in cash, Amauri and Melo.
Paratici says:
Lol, you're an idiot.
Zamparini says:
Now it's 70m... Nah, you know what, just GTFO.
Marotta says:
That's it, Paratici, add John.
John Elkan has been added to the conversation.
Marotta says:
John, we need some cash as soon as possible.
Elkan says:
Who the fuck are you?
Marotta says:
Juventus' director.
Elkan says:
Oh, Juventus... I'm kinda into cricket and F1 at the moment.
Marotta says:
But, you promised...
Elkan says:
It's funny because it's true. Hehe.
Marotta says:
Ah, fuck it. I'm out of Juve.
Elkan says:
See ya!
Alessio Secco has been added to the conversation
Elkann says:
Hello, Alessio!
Marotta says:
Paratici, where are you?
Paratici says:
At home, watching players on Youtube.
Marotta says:
Oh, Pazienza is awesome there!
Paratici says:
I know, right? He'd do well for us.
Marotta says:
Sure. Do you have Pozzo on your MSN?
Paratici says:
He's away at the moment, but I have Silvio.
Marotta says:
Great, maybe we can make some deals with him.
Silvio Berclusconi has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hey, Silvio! What's up?
Berlusconi says:
Hello, Beppe. Tapping some bitch, you?
Marotta:
Working from home. I was wondering something... Do you want to sell Antonini?
Berslusconi says:
You have to ask Galiani, not me. Is this chatroulette a real thing?
Marotta says:
I don't know what that is.
Berlusconi says:
Ah, nevermind. I'll add Galliani.
Adriano Galliani has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Adriano, how are you mate? Look, we'd like to sign Antonini.
Galliani says:
Sure, how much $ can you offer?
Marotta says:
On loan with an option to buy for, let's say, 3m?
Galliani says:
Ah, don't give me that crap. My hair transplant would cost more.
Marotta says:
Ok, 5m?
Galliano says:
No. I'm offended. Ask Zampa for Balzaretti or something.
Maurizio Zamparini has been added to the conversation.
Marotta says:
Zampa! I'd like to talk to you about mercato.
Zamparini says:
5m.
Marotta says:
For what?
Zamparini:
For talking.
Marotta says
Are you kidding me?
Zamparini says:
Now it's 10m because I'm in talks with GM's from Barcelona, Real, Inter, Chelsea, Man Utd, Man City and Arsenal on MSN.
Marotta says:
We want Pastore. Is 30m on installments enough?
Zamparini says:
I want 50m in cash, Amauri and Melo.
Paratici says:
Lol, you're an idiot.
Zamparini says:
Now it's 70m... Nah, you know what, just GTFO.
Marotta says:
That's it, Paratici, add John.
John Elkan has been added to the conversation.
Marotta says:
John, we need some cash as soon as possible.
Elkan says:
Who the fuck are you?
Marotta says:
Juventus' director.
Elkan says:
Oh, Juventus... I'm kinda into cricket and F1 at the moment.
Marotta says:
But, you promised...
Elkan says:
It's funny because it's true. Hehe.
Marotta says:
Ah, fuck it. I'm out of Juve.
Elkan says:
See ya!
Alessio Secco has been added to the conversation
Elkann says:
Hello, Alessio!
@ Gagi
Moggi:
Pozzo!!! How are you?
Pozzo:
Not too bad Big Luciano!
Moggi:
I heard you had an oral agreement with those clowns for Motta and Pepe?
Pozzo:
Yes, it would be unethical not too use that buyback clause.
Moggi:
FUCK that unethical BS!!! Give me Sanchez, Isla and Inler for cheap or you'll be stuck with MM and SP.
Pozzo:
Hey!
Moggi:
SHADDAPAYOFACE! and add fuckin' Asamoah in that deal or Motta will start for you. Here's 20m + Merlano, Palladino and Ronnie O'Brien.
Pozzo:
ok ok
Pozzo!!! How are you?
Pozzo:
Not too bad Big Luciano!
Moggi:
I heard you had an oral agreement with those clowns for Motta and Pepe?
Pozzo:
Yes, it would be unethical not too use that buyback clause.
Moggi:
FUCK that unethical BS!!! Give me Sanchez, Isla and Inler for cheap or you'll be stuck with MM and SP.
Pozzo:
Hey!
Moggi:
SHADDAPAYOFACE! and add fuckin' Asamoah in that deal or Motta will start for you. Here's 20m + Merlano, Palladino and Ronnie O'Brien.
Pozzo:
ok ok
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