Winter Mercato Thread 2018/19 (17 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

Melt down? Nah. This is super entertaining and amusing to me.

Street Paratici!

awesome, I'm enjoying it too

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[a_we_pe]

The injury of Giorgio Chiellini in the Coppa Italia against Atalanta creates a chasm in Juventus' defense. Leonardo Bonucci, Andrea Barzagli and now Chiellini are all indeed injured. For this reason, Fabio Paratici is once again trying to acquire Bruno Alves from Parma, who is currently in negotiation for a renewal with the Gialloblu. Because of this agreement, Parma want at least 2 million euros to let him go mid-season.

https://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/juventus-pursue-bruno-alves-following-chiellinis-injury

 

[Post Ironic]

awesome, I'm enjoying it too

I will wait for summer then, so you too can join...

#TeamParaticiOut

 

[DAiDEViL]

Melt down? Nah. This is super entertaining and amusing to me.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I will wait for summer then, so you too can join...

#TeamParaticiOut

At #TeamParatici we forgive those who doubted unlike the snobs of the Society group

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Watch Paratici bitch slap Benatia and tells him to shut the fuck up and ride it out for a few more months then he can go.

 

[zizinho]

 

[DAiDEViL]

new avatar @Wittl

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

A thread for Bruno Alves should is in order

I was going to open it for the lols, but I think that should be Badass’ responsibility.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

looks like danny trejo. Would buy 10/10 in fact give Parma the full 8 mill plus 2 mill bonus from the Benatia deal for lolz

 

[zizinho]

you guys are too harsh on ol Bruno. hes a european, portuguese, russian and turkish champion. about to become italian champion as well. proven winner

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

An 87 year old Alves and a perennially injures and drunk Caceres will be the CBs who lead Juventus to CL glory!!!111!!

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Has Garay ever won a major championship?

 

[zizinho]

Has Garay ever won a major championship?

hes no Bruno Alves, thats for sure

- - - Updated - - -

An 87 year old Alves and a perennially injures and drunk Caceres will be the CBs who lead Juventus to CL glory!!!111!!

only Lucio missing now

 

[Badass J Elkann]

could be worse, could be gary fucking cahill

 

[Post Ironic]

Nuke fest!

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

We still have time to bring in Isco and Pogba. Right guys?
















Right?

 

[Cerval]

Nuke fest!

Nuke fest really is a master piece. Thanks @Hydde for providing that before this match

 

[Hydde]

Nuke fest really is a master piece. Thanks @Hydde for providing that before this match

You are welcome.

Its sad that we dropped the bomb in this game tho.

i wonder How many Nukes are left in the locker room?

 

[Nedved96]

Beppe is the reason why our midfield is in this state.

We have one very good midfielder in Pjanic.

Bentancur is a very raw kid.

Matuidi, Khedira and Can don’t have an ounce of technical ability between them.

Prior to that we spent money on donkeys like Lemina, Sturaro, Hernanes, and Rincon.

Napoli have half our budget, yet they have a midfield of Allan, Hamsik, and Fabian Ruiz.

Absolutely disgraceful.