Winter mercato 2022 (68 Viewers)

[Lancelot]

You're a sad human being. The sole purpose of your existence is to shit on one player who happens to be playing for the club you support. You literally do nothing else but shit on him, even when it's not necessary. Let that sink in. A relatively young and successful handsome millionaire is living in your head, RENT FREE, and there's nothing you can do about it. He owns you and consumes your time.

I see you worship Dybala.

In fact I can bet my house you stroke on a daily basis thinking of Dybala scoring goals and signing improved contracts. You touch yourself thinking of him.

I can totally imagine you holding a pic of him while taking a shower too

 

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[Bianconero81]

I see you worship Dybala.

In fact I can bet my house you stroke on a daily basis thinking of Dybala scoring goals and signing improved contracts. You touch yourself thinking of him.

I can totally imagine you holding a pic of him while taking a shower too

At least I allow love and positive energy to flow. Unlike you, a beacon of hate and derision, just to give your life meaning, to mask the insecurities that plague your pathetic existence.

 

[Lancelot]

I knew you would never deny it

Now grab a picture of Dybala kissing a trophy. Imagine it`s your bum and go to bed. You know what to do next

 

[Bianconero81]

I knew you would never deny it

Now grab a picture of Dybala kissing a trophy. Imagine it`s your bum and go to bed. You know what to do next

Very mature of you. Spoken like a true 10 year old involved in a school playground altercation. I don't even know why I bother with you. You're not even on my level. I'm at fault for entertaining your sad notions and giving meaning to your existence.

 

[s4tch]

I don't even know why I bother with you.

that makes two of us m8

 

[Mokku]

Dybala and the other strikers deserve the criticism if they're only converting 1 in 10-15 shots but none of them are registering any shots because nobody is creating anything for them. With 2 shots in 120 minutes against Inter, the probability of winning these games is very low.

 

[Osman]

He is about to burst into tears

Shut the fuck up you hapless mental midget.

 

[Bianconero81]

Apparently Dybala needs to be like Captain Tsubasa or Kubo in Aoki Densetsu's shoot, picking up the ball in his own half and dribbling past everyone before unleashing an unstoppable Tiger Shot. Yeah, cuz this is real life. Dybala is to blame because we don't create enough, register enough shots, Lion's balding, Mark's constipation, Lancelot's low brain cell count, Hust's extreme nationalism, climate change, and Covid.

 

[Hust]

Well, he needs to act like a Captain considering he is a Captain.

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Extreme nationalism...Love it

 

[Lancelot]

Shut the fuck up you hapless mental midget.

When something like this came out from someone like you - that`s a compliment

 

[X Æ A-12]

Apparently Dybala needs to be like Captain Tsubasa or Kubo in Aoki Densetsu's shoot, picking up the ball in his own half and dribbling past everyone before unleashing an unstoppable Tiger Shot. Yeah, cuz this is real life. Dybala is to blame because we don't create enough, register enough shots, Lion's balding, Mark's constipation, Lancelot's low brain cell count, Hust's extreme nationalism, climate change, and Covid.

Is that why there hasn't been mercato news lately? The source is clogged?

 

[Adrian]

This team is in need of so much that even if we did have money we'd struggle to fix it all in January.

 

[Bianconero81]

Well, he needs to act like a Captain considering he is a Captain.

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Extreme nationalism...Love it

I love you, so I can't directly insult you, and you know it

 

[Mokku]

This team is in need of so much that even if we did have money we'd struggle to fix it all in January.

In the context of Serie A, we just need a couple of players to be competitive given how we did yesterday with half a team, even a Papu Gomez would transform us and letting Rabiot play centre makes him pretty useful. For CL, that's a much bigger mountain to climb.

 

[JCK]

Let's get Bastoni for that left wing spot.

Yes because he would ant that downgrade, he has already packed his bag the second he heard Juve.

 

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[GiocataGrande]

This "path" will only bring devastation and depression

 

[s4tch]

translation: we're broke.

and the sky is blue.

 

[IlCapitano]

Literally do not give a shit about anyone on this team besides Locatelli and Chiesa.

Sell/let go everyone else, I wouldn't blink twice.

Have high hopes for Fagioli and maybe Kean if we can get some creation into this team.

If it were up to me I would set a limit of 30m max for transfers and start building from scratch again.

But I am so tired. Lost the ability to even get mad or turn on FM or another video game and virtually kick their asses out.

 

[s4tch]

Literally do not give a shit about anyone on this team besides Locatelli and Chiesa.

same here, i'd only add cuadrado (age will kick in if it didn't already, i know) and snacks (i've grown to like that idiot, even if he's a limited player and would ideally be a squad player at juve, but at least he's giving his best)

one remark though: at this stage of his career, kean is mediocre at best. he might turn into a decent poacher with the right service, but he's not what we need now.