Because it's an international break so journalists have time to get bored and stir up baseless transfer rumours.
My main recollection of him is that he was so fast and had so little ability that he had the amusing habit of simply running the ball out of play before he could get a cross in.
Martin O'Neill is a pretty extreme example of a coach inclined to pick people more on the grounds of physical attributes than technical ability.
I don't remember so much Agathe running the ball out of play. What I do remember is him getting to the byline before realising that his cross wouldn't reach anybody in the box and dribbling back to the byline. He had a mammoth slide tackle on him, though. Funny thing is he was a striker and the SPL's top scorer when we bought him
Spot on about O'Neill. That team was full of bruisers. Playing with two DMs and two big strikers up front while having Valgaeren, Balde (!) and Mjallby as a back three demonstrate that although Mjallby and Valgaeren, Sutton and Lambert were all great technically and not just physically. I can remember Valgaeren's leg grew 50% extra every time he went to make a tackle. Alan Thompson and Agathe balanced each other out at least in that they were complete opposites. Agathe was all pace with limited technical attributes while Thompson was great technically while lacking in pace.
About Thompson- I remember at the time England were playing a flat 442 but had no real left midfielder while Alan Thompson was a key part of a Celtic team that was beating teams like Barcelona, Liverpool and Blackburn

rofl: remember that whole thing, Red?). After about a year and a half of clamouring for Thompson to get an England call up he finally got a game and had a shocker and didn't get asked back. Poor guy probably cracked under the pressure.
Apologies, reminiscing over. I love and miss that team.