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[Elvin]

Damn it Mark, change that avatar! It's too distracting..........for Erik.

haha Good one

EDIT: Spread some reputation I'm desperately trying to +rape you today

 

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[Dominic]

Well, i'm off. Take care Dan.

Good luck in whatever you're up to.

 

[Slagathor]

so do I.

and how are things on the other side? geographically and metophorically

Other side? Damn. I was hopefully reading in between the lines when you wrote "self discovery" :faq1:

 

[Dan]

Other side? Damn. I was hopefully reading in between the lines when you wrote "self discovery" :faq1:

oh you witty nut you

actually something funny did happen recently. Two girls that i know where lezzing it up on the sofa in a club. It was purely attention seeking just to clarify. Anyway, they suggested that i kiss a male friend of mine whom im close to. So i poke my head in to give him a quick peck on the lips to please the little crown, and he forces the tongue.

I pulled back. I didnt really want to open up a can of worms between us, espacailly when my girlfriend is clinging my arm there!

 

[Dan]

Well, i'm off. Take care Dan.

Good luck in whatever you're up to.

aufweidersehen pet

 

[Slagathor]

oh you witty nut you

I'm an optimist

actually something funny did happen recently. Two girls that i know where lezzing it up on the sofa in a club. It was purely attention seeking just to clarify. Anyway, they suggested that i kiss a male friend of mine whom im close to. So i poke my head in to give him a quick peck on the lips to please the little crown, and he forces the tongue.

I pulled back. I didnt really want to open up a can of worms between us, espacailly when my girlfriend is clinging my arm there!

That is a potential can of worms indeed. Good thing you have a girlfriend to hold you on a leash then

 

[Dan]

I'm an optimist



That is a potential can of worms indeed. Good thing you have a girlfriend to hold you on a leash then

I wouldnt want to discover I am actually gay just when I think I've found a woman who isnt a power crazy psycho

Though being gay must be easier. you know where you stand with a cock, to put it in a crude way.

 

[Elvin]

Oh gayness is just awesome You know how you rub the facial hair of each other against each other... hmm that's just priceless. I can never give that one up.

 

[Slagathor]

I wouldnt want to discover I am actually gay just when I think I've found a woman who isnt a power crazy psycho

That would be awkward

Though being gay must be easier. you know where you stand with a cock, to put it in a crude way.

Well I suppose there's less drama and communication issues. Meeting your in-laws is probably much more painful though lol

 

[Dan]

That would be awkward



Well I suppose there's less drama and communication issues. Meeting your in-laws is probably much more painful though lol

Purely dependant on if they come from an accepting background.

If I think ' unaccepting of homosexual son family ', I have a stereotype that lies in my mind- an old man who collects war memrobillia (guns mostly) and an uxorious wife who still tries to intergrate the son into the family gatherings but fails miserably as his father rips the shit out of him

I think I have a high temparature

 

[Slagathor]

Yeah you should probably get some rest

Care to PM me that link btw?

 

[Dan]

That would be awkward



Well I suppose there's less drama and communication issues. Meeting your in-laws is probably much more painful though lol

Yeah you should probably get some rest

Care to PM me that link btw?

To my webspace right?

 

[Slagathor]

To my webspace right?

That's the one

Unless you don't want to but I'd like it

 

[Cuti]

haha Good one

EDIT: Spread some reputation I'm desperately trying to +rape you today

you gave up on the children?

 

[Elvin]

I told you before, no?

 

[Cuti]

I told you before, no?

cant remember. You had told me you had almost gotten caught and you were going to take a break but nothing else

 

[JCK]

Dan

You make weird showups. How's life swinging for you?

 

[Hambon]

Hey dan...its been a while hope everything is going well in the chick dept...

 

[Bozi]

hey dan been a while you gotten your hair cut yet hippie? nah glad to see that life is treating you well

 

[Gill_juve]

hello dan.

anyway, who gives a shit about his sarcastic intelligence poll? what kind of cunt opens up a thread like that in the first place anyway?