Why Menace's suicide attempts do not work? (1 Viewer)

[Hambon]

Jeeks easy with the trigger.....You were cooler when you werent a mod....

 

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[The Pado]

and right there is proof that the system work perfectly how could i not + rep you when you entertain so wide a public?

Hey Pado, How did you hurt your back?

Trying to suck my own de Cock.

 

[Enron]

Thats also a clever way to pull and abdominal muscle.

 

[Bozi]

actually heard of a guy, when my mate had broken his leg.
had ruptured his cruciate, biting his toenails

i mean come on, would you admit to that?

 

[mikhail]

actually heard of a guy, when my mate had broken his leg.
had ruptured his cruciate, biting his toenails

i mean come on, would you admit to that?

David Seaman once injured his back reaching for the TV remote when watching Corination Street. Alex Stepney dislocated his jaw while shouting at his defenders... yeah, wierd injuries happen doing inoccuous things.

 

[HelterSkelter]

there was this goalkeeper who dropped an aftershave bottle on his foot during the 2002 wc finals.he had to be sent home.i dont remember who it was though.

 

[Byrone]

Self-fellatio is something that everyman should achieve if not shit in a coffee can like Pado.

 

[V]

Self-fellatio is something that everyman should achieve if not shit in a coffee can like Pado.

 

[Byrone]

I see you have tried Vlatko.

 

[V]

I see you have tried Vlatko.

what? to shit in a coffe can? who hasn't?

 

[Byrone]

Im man enough to admit Ive done both.

 

[Bozi]

David Seaman once injured his back reaching for the TV remote when watching Corination Street. Alex Stepney dislocated his jaw while shouting at his defenders... yeah, wierd injuries happen doing inoccuous things.

you call biting your own toenails inoccuous? damn you to hell yu foot sucking irishman
vlatko that keeper was canizarez

 

[Bozi]

Self-fellatio is something that everyman should achieve if not shit in a coffee can like Pado.

dude if you did that i am sure you would never leave the house again. i know i wouldnt

 

[Byrone]

dude if you did that i am sure you would never leave the house again. i know i wouldnt

True. Although blanie did call u a cunt & a knob thats way better than being able to suck ur own dong.

I wish I were both of those things bruv.

 

[Bozi]

True. Although blanie did call u a cunt & a knob thats way better than being able to suck ur own dong.

I wish I were both of those things bruv.

aye how sweet would it be for someone to tell you to go fuck yourself and you to be able to say, i just did

 

[Byrone]

Yeah.:excited:

 

[V]

aye how sweet would it be for someone to tell you to go fuck yourself and you to be able to say, i just did

i actually have a friend that really CAN do that.

 

[Seven]

you're so stupid


If you have a depression then you're not able to make fun of anything, you moron.

Gallows humour.

 

[Juve Bella]

he is. thats why its funny. :toast:

i dont think it is polite to make fun of other people's misery

 

[HelterSkelter]

i think we should all listen to Queen's who wants to live forever.