Who has a tattoo? (19 Viewers)

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
You know, I take that back. Getting butchered by an opponent with sensitive nipples who is wearing a sports bra can only add to the humiliation!

now you are thinking.


Seven just remember not to pull a ravanelli

 

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[Dragon]

Seven you can wear one of those things that are sold at places like Victorias Secret that are like little round stickers that you put in your nipple so when youre not wearing a bra the nipple cant be seen

 

[swag]

Have you considered pasties?

You know, the ones with the tassels that swing in circles?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

wow, they thought of eveything

 

[Seven]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
You know, I take that back. Getting butchered by an opponent with sensitive nipples who is wearing a sports bra can only add to the humiliation!

It must have been.

When the game had just started I was playing with the ball for a while, because the whistle had just gone for a foul against us and I needed to steal some time.

The guy who was supposed to cover me came up to me and said "wow, you're a really good player huh" in his best sarcastic voice. I answered I'd show him.

85 minutes later I had given two assists, scored two goals and kicked the guy in the groin.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


It must have been.

When the game had just started I was playing with the ball for a while, because the whistle had just gone for a foul against us and I needed to steal some time.

The guy who was supposed to cover me came up to me and said "wow, you're a really good player huh" in his best sarcastic voice. I answered I'd show him.

85 minutes later I had given two assists, scored two goals and kicked the guy in the groin.

that could be a great commercial for the "BRO"

 

[Slagathor]

Hehe sweet, classy revenge :lick:

 

[Seven]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Seven you can wear one of those things that are sold at places like Victorias Secret that are like little round stickers that you put in your nipple so when youre not wearing a bra the nipple cant be seen

I guess I'll have to do something about it, because I suffered from the same problem in today's game. And it's damn hard to stay focussed with those nipples .

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


I guess I'll have to do something about it, because I suffered from the same problem in today's game. And it's damn hard to stay focussed with those nipples .

Maybe you are getting horny while playing football.

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


It must have been.

When the game had just started I was playing with the ball for a while, because the whistle had just gone for a foul against us and I needed to steal some time.

The guy who was supposed to cover me came up to me and said "wow, you're a really good player huh" in his best sarcastic voice. I answered I'd show him.

85 minutes later I had given two assists, scored two goals and kicked the guy in the groin.

One of the better comebacks I've heard.

 

[Seven]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++


Maybe you are getting horny while playing football.

I doubt my jersey has "Best" on the back.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

no not really. i read this book on teen sexuality (as a joke) and they were saying how nipples can get erect from physical activity

 

[Dragon]

Ive heard men like hard nipples so maybe you can seduce the other players

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

you heard him. he doesnt need to do that

 

[Seven]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
you heard him. he doesnt need to do that

Besides, is it really such a great idea to seduce that 140 kg bald leftback?

 

[flieeeekke]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
You know, I take that back. Getting butchered by an opponent with sensitive nipples who is wearing a sports bra can only add to the humiliation!

:LOL:

 

[JCK]

Did you wear a bra?

 

[Desmond]

Get a couple of nipple stickers and you'll be fine

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
Did you wear a bra?

Nope, just rubbed my nipples continously

 

[Ali]

This has got to be one of the funniest threads :dielaugh: Swag you are on a roll!