Who has a tattoo? (6 Viewers)

[arc]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
You're not supposed to sniff them like you do your glue, you Jamaican junkie

 

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[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
Alright, I've got a strange little problem here. I had a football game yesterday (a pretty good one as well: we won 5-1 and I had two goals and two assists) and at the end of the game my nipples were irritated by the football shirt I guess. They're still irritated and I've got another game today. What the hell is wrong with them?

wear a bra?

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++





wear a bra?

:dielaugh:

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
It's what keeps the planet rotating this summer. Forget sex, forget love, forget alcohol and parties: FABRIC SOFTENER is da bomb!

thats got to be the greatest thing anyone has ever said on the forum

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++



thats got to be the greatest thing anyone has ever said on the forum

You've said better Don, don't underrate yourself.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

give me some specific examples.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++





wear a bra?

probably you could give him yours. it should fit just fine, not too big.

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
give me some specific examples.

If this is how you want it, then what Erik said is the greatest.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++



probably you could give him yours. it should fit just fine, not too big.

True, great idea, theyll be kinda uncomfortable though because I wear pushups all the time

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

you dont have any sports bra or something of the sort ?

 

[Seven]

No need to go any further, Bes. I'm not going to wear a bra .

 

[Bjerknes]

That was kinda mean, Bes.

 

[JCK]

That was mean Seven, you should at least try

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
you dont have any sports bra or something of the sort ?

Yeah but from when I was younger. I doubt my breasts have changed too much anyway

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
That was kinda mean, Bes.

i am not bes if i dont take cheap shots at people.

 

[swag]

Sensitive nipples are clearly not the way to intimidate your opponent. But wearing a sports bra will likely only exacerbate the situation.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
Sensitive nipples are clearly not the way to intimidate your opponent. But wearing a sports bra will likely only exacerbate the situation.

can you imagine a defender pulling his shirt and the bra opens or soemthing of the sort

 

[Seven]

Luckily there wasn't any need to intimidate my opponent. I had already butchered their team.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++



can you imagine a defender pulling his shirt and the bra opens or soemthing of the sort

Sports bras cant be opened so that would be the perfect solution

 

[swag]

You know, I take that back. Getting butchered by an opponent with sensitive nipples who is wearing a sports bra can only add to the humiliation!