eh but byron i am scotlands finest, we should bring in al's bro, scottish women are easier than defending capello's long ball tactics
"sit down, there's something i need to tell you about me"
"what is it bro?"
"well you know those, high sling backs i bought for my ex?"
"yes,the ones you never gave her and sit in your cupboard"
"well have you ever wondered why i polish them on a friday night?".........