Where does your username come from? (1 Viewer)
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++ [ originally posted by «ƒÕ®zå JüV€» ] ++
:LOL: nice to know how u classify and remeber parts of the uae..hmm so how do u remember abu dhabi
shj-alcholo now sounds toooo wieeerd
:LOL: nice to know how u classify and remeber parts of the uae..hmm so how do u remember abu dhabi
shj-alcholo now sounds toooo wieeerd
I've never been to Abu Dhabi. I've heard it's not as good as Dubai though.
If you look hard, you can find any alcohol. Hell, you can even find alcohol is Saudi!
++ [ originally posted by MISS DUBAI ] ++
then the thread will go off-topic
then the thread will go off-topic
the fact that Poku named his dog Poku(Porn) reminds me of a story about a dog named "Sex"
My Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."
thats funny!! :LOL:
swag is short for a pseudonym I adopted a good 15 years ago.
One day, looking for any kind of excuse to keep myself from studying, I picked up the mail and found a JC Penney white sale catalog addressed to me for some unknown reason.
"How can you sell a color?," I asked myself.
Inside, I saw various items of home fashion and design -- which seemed as foreign to a student just recently living on his own as photographs of the surface of Venus.
Then I came across many "swags" in the draperies section. I had never heard of such a thing. Then I came across all the different kinds of swags: turban swags, pleated swags, Georgian swags, pole swags. It was like discovering the whole subculture lingo for people running meth labs, except they instead deal with window dressings.
But when I came across a "swag valance", it immediately dawned on me. "That's it!" I knew at that very instant that this would be the perfect sleazy, drunken lounge singer stage name I could use at Holiday Inns across the country ... the world.
And so Swag Valance has stuck with me since...
One day, looking for any kind of excuse to keep myself from studying, I picked up the mail and found a JC Penney white sale catalog addressed to me for some unknown reason.
"How can you sell a color?," I asked myself.
Inside, I saw various items of home fashion and design -- which seemed as foreign to a student just recently living on his own as photographs of the surface of Venus.
Then I came across many "swags" in the draperies section. I had never heard of such a thing. Then I came across all the different kinds of swags: turban swags, pleated swags, Georgian swags, pole swags. It was like discovering the whole subculture lingo for people running meth labs, except they instead deal with window dressings.
But when I came across a "swag valance", it immediately dawned on me. "That's it!" I knew at that very instant that this would be the perfect sleazy, drunken lounge singer stage name I could use at Holiday Inns across the country ... the world.
And so Swag Valance has stuck with me since...