What's the worst job you've had? (23 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Snoop would love your smell, Zé... the smell of Chicken Treblinka itself.

So would all the niggas 'round here!

 

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[Nenz]

Zé speaks truth. I know lots of people who worked at fast food places. They walk out of their shifts literally stinking of grease and fat. Doesn't turn them off it though

 

[SoundAttack]

The worst job I ever had was working at KFC when I was a sophomore in high school. I always came home smelling like chicken and my ugly ass uniform would constantly need to be washed. The working conditions were nasty; the floor was always wet, most of the employees couldn't really speak English and once I caught the Hispanic ladies talking shit about me in Spanish and I'd cursed back at them which made their jaws drop The managers were better suited to run a concentration camp with their strictness. The customers were retarded idiots that took food way too seriously. I could go on...it was a real shit job 'nuff said.

you smelled like chicken, sometimes id smell like buns or meat or fries or all of them together, one time during a graveyard shift i caught a guy from an east indian background fucking a big ass butter box, literally fucking butter, i asked him later what that was about, he was like it felt smooth and moisty, no joke

 

[Enron]

I've worked in retail before. I think that says it all.

 

[Azzurri7]

The worst job I've ever had?

Well one time Rab was doing his thing down there, but from the onset it seemed that his mind was elsewhere. So I went out in search of an asian donglover to finish shucking my corn with her mouthpiece. After a few unpleasant bumps she got me! I tell her no teeth! no teeth on it! But the Ms wang ended up grating my salami with her jagged rice-noodle-eating chompers.

Yep, it was a bad job indeed.

 

[.zero]

I've worked in retail before. I think that says it all.

WTF is that supposed to mean, hondo?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

you smelled like chicken, sometimes id smell like buns or meat or fries or all of them together, one time during a graveyard shift i caught a guy from an east indian background fucking a big ass butter box, literally fucking butter, i asked him later what that was about, he was like it felt smooth and moisty, no joke

WTF

 

[Fred]

you smelled like chicken, sometimes id smell like buns or meat or fries or all of them together, one time during a graveyard shift i caught a guy from an east indian background fucking a big ass butter box, literally fucking butter, i asked him later what that was about, he was like it felt smooth and moisty, no joke

Speaking of chicken and fucking, a famous story in the village i come from in Libya, one of my cousins neigbour was caught fucking a chicken. When asked what the fuck he was doing, he said it was stinging hot when you put your dodo in there

 

[SoundAttack]

Speaking of chicken and fucking, a famous story in the village i come from in Libya, one of my cousins neigbour was caught fucking a chicken. When asked what the fuck he was doing, he said it was stinging hot when you put your dodo in there

well i heard similar stories to that, apparently the animal once you put your penis in there, it doesnt let go, it just squeezes on to it like theres no tomorrow, now tell me how would someone go about removing there thing from there, unless you had to kill the animal or take yourself with the animal to the hospital, and that would be a mega huge embarassment... some people man are fucked up plain and simple

 

[.zero]

Speaking of chicken and fucking, a famous story in the village i come from in Libya, one of my cousins neigbour was caught fucking a chicken. When asked what the fuck he was doing, he said it was stinging hot when you put your dodo in there

well i heard similar stories to that, apparently the animal once you put your penis in there, it doesnt let go, it just squeezes on to it like theres no tomorrow, now tell me how would someone go about removing there thing from there, unless you had to kill the animal or take yourself with the animal to the hospital, and that would be a mega huge embarassment... some people man are fucked up plain and simple

It's disturbing and understandable that you both know about penetrating animals

 

[Nenz]

This thread took an interesting turn.

 

[SoundAttack]

It's disturbing and understandable that you both know about penetrating animals

this usually happens when youve been around many places and get to meet alot of people and they end up sharing intimate stories with you (animals and other stuff) , and a story like that can never get out of your head no matter how hard you try, and now you know... im sure your familiar with beastiality and its not fake

 

[Fred]

It's disturbing and understandable that you both know about penetrating animals

Fuck off

this usually happens when youve been around many places and get to meet alot of people and they end up sharing intimate stories with you (animals and other stuff) , and a story like that can never get out of your head no matter how hard you try, and now you know... im sure your familiar with beastiality and its not fake

True. I heard this story 7 years ago, i still can't forget it. Some people are plain fucked up.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

chicks chickenheads chickens it gets pretty confusing

 

[SoundAttack]

Fuck off



True. I heard this story 7 years ago, i still can't forget it. Some people are plain fucked up.

Bingo, by the way hows libya? tripoli mosrata still controlled by the douche?(no offence)... off topic...

 

[Fred]

Bingo, by the way hows libya? tripoli mosrata still controlled by the douche?(no offence)... off topic...

Misrata's story is a legendary one. I still don't know how they did what they did. But no, Misrata despite being under Gedaffi forces for months, managed to force Gedaffi forces out, and despite all cities around Misrata being controlled by Gedaffi, they are now on the offensive instead of the defensive. They are attacking Gedaffi forces in the nearby city of Zliten almost everyday now. Its taking a long time, but there is no way Gedaffi is going to be able to stay. The Libyans have had enough, after 42 years of his oppressive regime.

 

[swag]

Moisty >>> crispy

And chicks hate the word "moist".

 

[SoundAttack]

Moisty >>> crispy

And chicks hate the word "moist".

no wonder he took a twisted turn towards butter then

 

[SoundAttack]

Misrata's story is a legendary one. I still don't know how they did what they did. But no, Misrata despite being under Gedaffi forces for months, managed to force Gedaffi forces out, and despite all cities around Misrata being controlled by Gedaffi, they are now on the offensive instead of the defensive. They are attacking Gedaffi forces in the nearby city of Zliten almost everyday now. Its taking a long time, but there is no way Gedaffi is going to be able to stay. The Libyans have had enough, after 42 years of his oppressive regime.

yalla too bad they wont enjoy Ramadan properly this year with the fighting and killing which is taking place... at least give this month the break it needs... is it normally haram or not to fight during ramadan?

 

[Fred]

yalla too bad they wont enjoy Ramadan properly this year with the fighting and killing which is taking place... at least give this month the break it needs... is it normally haram or not to fight during ramadan?

Usually it is Haram to fight during Ramadan yes. But in circumstances such as the one in Libya right now, people really don't have a choice. Its not like Gedaffi is going to go along with any ceasefire or anything.