What's the worst job you've had? (16 Viewers)

FlavioJuve

Senior Member
Jun 6, 2007
4,684
#24
Only if you got to bang hot chicks every night. I got shafted so many times with tips plus i couldn't leave the bar area until we cashed up. At that point some other perv picked up those horny girls that lost their inhibitions due to alcohol.:D
True, however I didn't caremuch about the tips, due to the fact that I loved it so much. I had a nice understanding with my friend which I worked with. There were times he got to leave early and times I could :p

WΏΏdy;3140838 said:
I don't know if you would call it a drinking problem,but in that phase i was pretty much drowned in alcohol. So it sucked after a while when you had to turn down offers to do shots with the ppl. Also i did other work in the day that did not allow me to drink as well :p
I can totally relate to this, although I hardly turned down shots. In fact the reason I am no longer a bartender is that at one morning I woke up in my work outfit not remembering shit and lateron hearing I no longer worked there, haha.
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
#25
That sounds like you mixed together the words anime and dominatrix? :D

But I feel ya, being a camp counselor for spoiled kids is the worst job ever.
That would have been so much better.

I had a friend who operated a sex line during university, one of those ones where you press 1 for 18 year olds, press 2 for mature women, 3 for S&M etc but all of the lines came to her. That sounded like a funny job.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
#26
Shaving Dru's back.

One of my friends lost his job a few months back & he got into the human waste industry. He cleaned porter potties at $25 an hour & he saved up enough to start his own shit pot cleaning business.
Did you ever see the Aussie movie called Kenny? Not bad.

This one time, I was asked by a friendly (or so I thought) Polish bloke from Norway to moderate some forum he'd started......
:lol:
 

Nenz

Senior Member
Apr 17, 2008
10,472
#29
The worst job I ever had wasn't so bad. It was one of my first. My old school were offering a three week program whereby we called alumni and asked them to donate to various funds the school had set up. Sounds easy - call them up, ask them how they are, inform them of the funds and see if they want to make a donation. It wasn't. For some reason the dickhead supervisor decided that you had to strike up a nostalgic conversation with the alumni which had to last for at least 10 minutes and somehow woo them into donating. I hate talking on the phone. I avoid it even if my best mate is calling. I would call up these strangers, have an extremely awkward 2-3 minute conversation if I was lucky and make absolutely no money. Moreover, when you did get them to donate our boss made us bargain with them even if they had legitimate reasons for donating modest amounts (like their childrens school fees etc.). Anyway I found that way too rude and refused. I got fired within 5 days, made the school $50 and made $600 myself :lol: suckers.

Can't wait for some little shit to call me in 15 years he's going to have a conversation he'll never forget.
 

IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
18,923
#32
I've only had one job. I worked for my older brother for a couple of months and it was great. I was supposed to be setting behind a computer, sending e-mails, answering questions about prices and all that shit but most of the time I played table tennis and pool with him and his friends at the office.

So, that's the worst job I've ever had.
 

SABSAB

Snoop Stinks
Dec 10, 2008
10,832
#33
blʘndu;3140921 said:
fireman :p the only job i had
I so wanted to do that but I'm to small both for police and firefighting:wallbang:

Well and I love the job I have right now even if it's ridiculously exhausting but it's so fun and worth it:D
 

Bezzy

The Bookie Queen
Jun 5, 2010
20,827
#34
picking up clothes during a sample sale
I almost got a heart attack because everywhere were people (read women) to find that one piece of clothes thank god it was only one day
 

SoundAttack

Guru of Greatness
Aug 25, 2007
151
#36
welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,

my worst ever job was working as a drive thru officer for mcdonalds in vancouver when i was like urmmm 16 or 17 during highschool, i had a bit of an attitude i confess, one incident was i liked bending the rules, and i repeat wasnt so professional off me, i smoked right infront of the Camera surveillence inside the Drive thru booth, got summoned and a written warning, next time, they sent me to pick fallen leaves off the parking lot, it was cold outside, so the Ass manager told me that i could use a jacket which had the mcdonalds logo on the back, the manager happened to come in the parking right as i was lighting a cigarette while i was cleaning the lot, he took me to his office and told me i was permanently terminated those were his exact words... not because of smoking but because of the jacket worn by me while i was cleaning the parking lot, i guess it degraded the name of the company :boh: i didnt complain as i was already fed up with the job, i lasted for like 3 weeks, so i told him to save it, im going, after that it all became a different story, now im all about professionalism at work, outside work its another different story as well:D
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
#37
The worst job I ever had was working at KFC when I was a sophomore in high school. I always came home smelling like chicken and my ugly ass uniform would constantly need to be washed. The working conditions were nasty; the floor was always wet, most of the employees couldn't really speak English and once I caught the Hispanic ladies talking shit about me in Spanish and I'd cursed back at them which made their jaws drop :howler: The managers were better suited to run a concentration camp with their strictness. The customers were retarded idiots that took food way too seriously. I could go on...it was a real shit job 'nuff said.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
82,806
#38
The worst job I ever had was working at KFC when I was a sophomore in high school. I always came home smelling like chicken and my ugly ass uniform would constantly need to be washed. The working conditions were nasty; the floor was always wet, most of the employees couldn't really speak English and once I caught the Hispanic ladies talking shit about me in Spanish and I'd cursed back at them which made their jaws drop :howler: The managers were better suited to run a concentration camp with their strictness. The customers were retarded idiots that took food way too seriously. I could go on...it was a real shit job 'nuff said.
:lol:
 

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