What's the stupidest thing someone you know has said? (2 Viewers)

[JCK]

I know a 'clueless' kind of girl and she is filthy rich. One time a friend was saying that she decided to look for a job. The clueless girl asked her why? She replied that she wants to make money, to the surprise of all of us she tells her, don't look for a job get a credit card instead.

:LOL:

 

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[flieeeekke]

happened yesterday. me with my mates were sitting in a pub, a waitress came, i ordered a beer. she was going away already when i stopped her "wait, get something for this retard", pointing at my roommate. then she asked "what would you like retard?"

almost pissed my pants.

 

[gray]

My girlfriend is prone to saying stupid things every few minutes.

She was asking me yesterday if she should cut/perm/straighten/whatever else girls do to their hair.

I told her that she should just leave it, to which she replied "What do you mean, leave it? Leave it where? Are you saying you want me to cut it?"

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Wow wow, wow, I am pretty sure you are now one of my favorite members. :thumb: :flirt:

:embarass: i suppose i shouldn't have commented anything

 

[Lilianna]

my friend asked me once one rather funny-i am not saying stupid she has no idea of football-question.
it started like this:

Her:Lilianna,isn't the goalkeeper the only player who is allowed to hold the ball with his hands?
Me:yes,why?
Her:then why gigi doesn't grab the ball and run until he gets to the opponent's net,and then score?

omg,i couldn't stop laughing!! :LOL:

 

[ZhiXin]

++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++
my friend asked me once one rather funny-i am not saying stupid she has no idea of football-question.
it started like this:

Her:Lilianna,isn't the goalkeeper the only player who is allowed to hold the ball with his hands?
Me:yes,why?
Her:then why gigi doesn't grab the ball and run until he gets to the opponent's net,and then score?

omg,i couldn't stop laughing!! :LOL:

U should reply, by den it would become rugby

 

[Lilianna]

or handball....:LOL:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++
my friend asked me once one rather funny-i am not saying stupid she has no idea of football-question.
it started like this:

Her:Lilianna,isn't the goalkeeper the only player who is allowed to hold the ball with his hands?
Me:yes,why?
Her:then why gigi doesn't grab the ball and run until he gets to the opponent's net,and then score?

omg,i couldn't stop laughing!! :LOL:

:LOL:

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
My girlfriend is prone to saying stupid things every few minutes.

She was asking me yesterday if she should cut/perm/straighten/whatever else girls do to their hair.

I told her that she should just leave it, to which she replied "What do you mean, leave it? Leave it where? Are you saying you want me to cut it?"

lol

I was waiting to pay in a shop yesterday. The guy infront of me asked the girl for condoms, she reached behind to get them, dropped them as she tried to swipe them through the scan thing, she was just awkward as you can imagine. As the guy left she said 'have fun' be mistake

 

[Lilianna]

i didn't get the "be mistake"

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++
my friend asked me once one rather funny-i am not saying stupid she has no idea of football-question.
it started like this:

Her:Lilianna,isn't the goalkeeper the only player who is allowed to hold the ball with his hands?
Me:yes,why?
Her:then why gigi doesn't grab the ball and run until he gets to the opponent's net,and then score?

omg,i couldn't stop laughing!! :LOL: