What's the stupidest thing someone you know has said? (1 Viewer)

Zlatan

Senior Member
#1
Jun 9, 2003
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#1
I'll start, altho she didnt really say much. Still.


A girl in my class came out in front of a map of Asia and the teacher asked her to talk about South-west Asia. She immidiately looked at Japan, and China. The teacher told her "thats not South-West Asia" and told her to find it. She looked completely lost. He then asked her where North on the map was, and she turned around looking for help and all of us were shouting (but quietly ;) ) "North-South, East-West" and she repeated it to herself while moving her hands in the direction. Everyone in the class saw she didnt know where North was ON THE MAP. FFS. She got an F. :D
 

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Espectro

Espectro

The Grimreaper
#3
Jul 12, 2002
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#3
Once I went to drink with a friend of my, the waitress came and she ask to hiim:

" What would you like to drink?"

"Give me a whisky" he said.

"Do you want it dry or in the rocks" she ask him...

and he says:

"No just with ice thank you" :wallbang:


I found out that my friend didn't drink much after that :D

:LOL:
 
Espectro

Espectro

The Grimreaper
#4
Jul 12, 2002
14,466
#4
oh, I have another one:

Once when I was on a class in my university, we were discusing about sexual relationchips...

So the teacher is saying that the mens semen cointains "glucouse"...

A girls in the class raise her hand and ask:

"Does sugar has glucouse on it?"

And the teacher says "yes"

So she asks, (and I swer to you that she said this):

"And why is it that semen doesn't taste sweet??"

Everybody including the teacher began to lagh and he face went red like a tomato after she realice what she said...

:LOL:
 
Espectro

Espectro

The Grimreaper
#7
Jul 12, 2002
14,466
#7
Nop, I swear to you that Im not, she had to drop the class after that coz she was to embaraced to keep coming... it was hylarious
 
mikhail

mikhail

Senior Member
#8
Jan 24, 2003
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Erm, that particular story has been around on the internet for years, so unless the improbable occured and it's a coincidence, or, even more unlikely, she's got a hell of a sense of humour, or, less likely still, you're the originator of it, that's a load of BS.

http://boreme.com/bmr/MAY03/a/t_semen/jump_fr.htm
http://www.atlantaga.com/sweetsemen.htm
http://www.hectica.us/2005/01/something-sweet.html
http://www.wibble.co.uk/collette/1998/jun/msg00026.html
http://www.jokes2go.com/stories/19810.html?21
http://homepages.tesco.net/~scotsnet/o.f.carter/fun/fun267.htm
http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Sex/7825.htm
etc. etc.
 
Espectro

Espectro

The Grimreaper
#9
Jul 12, 2002
14,466
#9
Well maybe she did know about the story, but I swear to tyou that it happend, I was there, and I saw it... did she know what she was doing... I don't know... the thing is that she never cma back to the class after that, so I don't know if she did it on purpuse
 
Lawnchair Bes

Lawnchair Bes

The Loser
#14
Jan 7, 2004
29,704
#14
++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++
Erm, that particular story has been around on the internet for years, so unless the improbable occured and it's a coincidence, or, even more unlikely, she's got a hell of a sense of humour, or, less likely still, you're the originator of it, that's a load of BS.

http://boreme.com/bmr/MAY03/a/t_semen/jump_fr.htm
http://www.atlantaga.com/sweetsemen.htm
http://www.hectica.us/2005/01/something-sweet.html
http://www.wibble.co.uk/collette/1998/jun/msg00026.html
http://www.jokes2go.com/stories/19810.html?21
http://homepages.tesco.net/~scotsnet/o.f.carter/fun/fun267.htm
http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Sex/7825.htm
etc. etc.
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rather old
 
Lilianna

Lilianna

Senior Member
#15
Apr 3, 2003
15,969
#15
++ [ originally posted by Espectro ] ++
oh, I have another one:

Once when I was on a class in my <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=university&v=56">university</a>, we were discusing about sexual relationchips...

So the teacher is saying that the mens semen cointains "glucouse"...

A girls in the class raise her hand and ask:

"Does sugar has glucouse on it?"

And the teacher says "yes"

So she asks, (and I swer to you that she said this):

"And why is it that semen doesn't taste sweet??"

Everybody including the teacher began to lagh and he face went red like a tomato after she realice what she said...

:LOL:
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actually it wouldn't be bad at all if it was tasted sweet!! :wallbang:
 
JCK

JCK

Biased
JCK
#16
May 11, 2004
124,046
#16
Liliana, what is this that appears often when you quote someone?

<a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=university&v=56">university</a>
 
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