What's on your desk right now? (1 Viewer)

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Desmond ] ++
The computer,my iPod on its speaker mount,CD-Rs,a calendar,my Sony Ericsson K700i,a plush daschund soft toy in front of my keyboard to rest my wrists on while typing,some worksheets,a bunch of 1.4MB diskettes,a calculator,some stationery and an empty cardboard box meant for printer cartridges.

a bunch, i just counted 26 on my desk

 

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[Martin]

What do you even use them for?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

well, have been staying there for 3 years without anybody moving them. before that they had been staying in the same spot for 3-4 years. before that they were used to back-up my fathers documents

 

[Elnur_E65]

++ [ originally posted by David Del Piero ] ++
Nice Elnur I want to have that desk

It doesn't really take too much effort to get to that "level"

 

[Elnur_E65]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
well, have been staying there for 3 years without anybody moving them. before that they had been staying in the same spot for 3-4 years. before that they were used to back-up my fathers documents

Every 3 years or so I "backup" all the physical crap I accumulate (that I don't wanna through away). I put it all into boxes and relocate to the garage.

I've been doing it since mid 90s, but I don't think I have a single discette

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

they dont work anyway

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by Elnur_E65 ] ++


It doesn't really take too much effort to get to that "level"

Lol, we can call you General Elnur??

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want to be Janitor Burke then.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

I see...

a stapler (swingline)
hi-liters
an old copy of the gazzetta dello sport
a Stop n Shop key chain from back home
empty pack of Marlboro Lights
an empty espresso cup
a NEW ROC CITY DODGE Mug
headphones like the ones used on contruction sites I use when reading and/or doing work

and a .45 magnum with a few shells when the neighbors get too loud and annoying

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah Nick, and I have an M82 sniper rifle that I take with me to DC United matches.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Andy and I actually have one each, with silencer and a 2 - 12x scope, and it breaks down into a suitcase.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Andy and I actually have one each, with silencer and a 2 - 12x scope, and it breaks down into a suitcase.

Andy's can also be used as a dildo

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

To answer the thread though:

German and American flags.
Prince Albert in a can.
Tylenol
Bayer
2 lamps
generic aspirin
MD player
hard disk drive
computer
empty 40
computer speaker system
zippo lighter fuel
wood carving of a man with a large *****
a watch
2 sets of playing cards
digital alarm clock
german/english dictionary
English dictionary
Stuffer aligator head
see thru tape
2 cups full of bottle caps
an unread copy of the bible, actually partially burned
figurins of Maradona, Beckenbaur, and Rummenigge
telephone
empy beer cans (4)
stress ball
empty cd cases
jewel cases for CDR's
book: History of Soccer
lots 'o pens
porn a)videos
b) magazines
c) computer printouts
Analog clock
2 coasters
piece of tile
piece of sponge
cheque book
2 hats
dirt
2 knives
Crest Whitestrips
highlighter
6 kurt vonnegut jr novels
Hard storage case for a blue steel berretta 92f (seriously)
lysol
old bracelet
mousepad
a great many wires
batteries
plastic thing batteries came in
bulova box
fingernail clippers
can of shoe cleaner
throat spray
chewing gum
scissors
stuffed frog
stuffed monkey (green)
keys
wallet
sunglasses
gift cards to a local store
old "receits"
sharpie
A big nut
a big bolt
mechanical pencil
the lamb of God
road map of US
boomerang from Aussie land (go graham)
old bank statements
walkthrough to half-life
old phone bills
some poker chips
empty glass jar
glass jar filled with coins
sucker aka "lollie pop"
owner's manual to computer
small wireless mouse
a microphone for comp
tic tacs
stick pens
pictures of the footie team and ex gf
handmade statue of adam
digital camera (does not work)
more tape
staple
old mail
letters
super glue
passport
bottle opener
sticky pad
ohh, and a 777, dismantled
can of skoal
pack of camel lights
empty gatoraide bottle

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Andy's can also be used as a dildo

:LOL:

 

[Elnur_E65]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
To answer the thread though:

German and American flags.
Prince Albert in a can.
Tylenol
Bayer
2 lamps
generic aspirin
MD player
hard disk drive
computer
empty 40
computer speaker system
zippo lighter fuel
wood carving of a man with a large *****
a watch
2 sets of playing cards
digital alarm clock
german/english dictionary
English dictionary
Stuffer aligator head
see thru tape
2 cups full of bottle caps
an unread copy of the bible, actually partially burned
figurins of Maradona, Beckenbaur, and Rummenigge
telephone
empy beer cans (4)
strss ball
empty cd cases
jewel cases for CDR's
book: History of Soccer
lots 'o pens
porn a)videos
b) magazines
c) computer printouts
Analog clock
2 coasters
piece of tile
piece of sponge
cheque book
2 hats
dirt
2 knives

And that's it?

No 15th century castles and Boeing 777 airplanes?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Elnur_E65 ] ++


And that's it?

No 15th century castles and Boeing 777 airplanes?

No I revised it, I did not have enough time earlier to put it all down.

2 things in there go out to you Elnur.

 

[Elnur_E65]

What, porn magazines and empty beer cans?

 

[Desmond]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
What do you even use them for?

same as what you use that stack of useless papers on your desk for

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Desmond ] ++

same as what you use that stack of useless papers on your desk for

The papers come and go, I need them for stuff sometimes. But if you got floppies on yours they've must have been there for at least 3 years.

 

[Daddi]

man, I want a new desk soon. my current one is taking too much space...