What's a web robot? (1 Viewer)

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


You know, that's the sentence my Dutch literature teacher used to show us that Dutch is really nothing more but a bridge between German and English:

English: My friend
Dutch: Myn vriend
German: Mein freund

that's gotta hurt

 

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[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
that's gotta hurt

Why? It just shows we're closer to English than to German

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
It was explaned to me by martin as a piece of software that scans websites to collect information for larger search engines like google, so if you type in "What's a web robot?" in google, it will give you a link to right here.

i thought that was inktomi

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++
which is mijn vriend?

Dutch. "ij" is the same as "y" in Dutch.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Why? It just shows we're closer to English than to German

you know what I meant

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


haha, don't be mad, it's ok.

posted wrong smiley--see my edited post above, amico mio, sorry:down:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++


i thought that was inktomi

Hey, Martin told me, argue with him.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
nein

Just stick to a language you *really* speak will you?

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
you know what I meant

I have no idea

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Dutch. "ij" is the same as "y" in Dutch.

ahhh. ok.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Solche VERDAMMTE SCHEIßDRECK akzeptiere ich nicht von dir! :fero:

Ihr beide sind billiger als eine 99 pfenig Dirne!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++


posted wrong smiley--see my edited post above, amico mio, sorry:down:

You're cool, don't worry about it.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++


i thought that was inktomi

inktomi is a web robot. more specifically, google's.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
Ihr beide sind billiger als eine 99 pfenig Dirne!

Du bist a geistiges Znichtele

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Just stick to a language you *really* speak will you?

Sie werden es und wie es nehmen.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


inktomi is a web robot. more specifically, google's.

So what are all of the other web robots?

 

[Dan]

Ich verstehe alles was du sagst ausser Znichtele..

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


So what are all of the other web robots?

did it ever occur to you that google isn't the only one of its kind? there are other search engines..

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
Ich verstehe alles was du sagst ausser Znichtele..

dammit you little fokker. Why can you understand Austrian slang?

 

[Dan]

opps, even I made a flaw. It should be Seid, not Sind.