What would I be doing if I was(name a member).... (1 Viewer)

[Fred]

If I was Osman I would realize that Cardigan outfit style fits me and I should hang out more with Anacondas.

If I was Fred I would marry a 14year old girl, teach her how to use an imagination and that touching my cock will stop the manufacturing of my imagination.

If I was Albert, I would go to a desert wearing short shorts with a scarf on my neck so I wont feel cold.

 

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[Hust]

If I was Nicholas I'd tickle my own spinchter.

If I was Dusan I'd be jealous of Nicholas^.

If I was Ahmed I'd be Googling my next joke so that others think I'm funny.

If I was Andy I'd build a space station using advanced bio-economics using Lincoln Logs and an Erector Set....then wake up to realise I had a wet dream.

If I was myself would give Deneb, Nicholas and Andy a gay hug.

If I was JCK I'd post another pic of myself that looks just like the last one I posted.

If I was Zlatan I'd finally change my avatar.

If I was IZ I'd be drunk trying to invent the mullet.

If I was Red I would be serious.

 

[Bozi]

do me...do me!!!

 

[blondu]

if i was bozi i would take shadow to a walk to the vet...but first i would give the dog a taste of whisky, and for me the rest of the bottle

 

[Bozi]

take out the vet bit and you have pretty much every day

but that was less imaginative than zacheronies last training session

 

[blondu]

what did you expected?...i donno my mothers year birth, you think i know you better?

 

[Bisco]

take out the vet bit and you have pretty much every day

but that was less imaginative than zacheronies last training session

if i was blondu i would get my ass to the porn thread and post the links to pirates.. ( and not the wimpy kiera knightly version)

if i was bozi i would give up all hope on cigdem bec bisco (the big girl ) is def winning the race to her heart

if i was fred, i would be imagining my self in a three way with fabinaski's gf and weneger after last nights absolute rubbish performance

 

[Bisco]

what did you expected?...i donno my mothers year birth, you think i know you better?

cough cough must be all the porn u watch cough cough

 

[Bozi]

if i was Bisco i would stop watching porn,because i am wanking so much i am tripping if i think Cigdem loves me more than than handsome Scot

 

[Red]

She loves me more than she loves Bisco?

 

[Dostoevsky]

do me...do me!!!

Sorry, I'm tired right now.

 

[.zero]

If I was Fred I would marry a 14year old girl, teach her how to use an imagination and that touching my cock will stop the manufacturing of my imagination.

This is the winner

 

[Bozi]

She loves me more than she loves Bisco?

she loves everybody more than Bisco,well since she found out he is really Sergio Buscets

 

[Firestarter]

IF I WAS Bozi I'd be just be putting the cherry on top on the desert after a exquisite amuse-bouche and entrée, and just heading to the bedroom to 'watch TV'..***..

 

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if i was bozi i would give up all hope on cigdem bec bisco (the big girl ) is def winning the race to her heart

hey you're playing with the fire

she loves everybody more than Bisco,well since she found out he is really Sergio Buscets

you are so bad..***..

 

[Firestarter]

¡Ay, caramba mami! you have scary timing.

 

[Bozi]

IF I WAS Bozi I'd be just be putting the cherry on top on the desert after a exquisite amuse-bouche and entrée, and just heading to the bedroom to 'watch TV'..***..

the cherry is going on top,IN the bedroom

¡Ay, caramba mami! you have scary timing.

 

[Firestarter]

I should have know that... my sincere apologies. I do try and raise the standards. Seen? :wink:

 

[.zero]

the cherry is going to pop,IN the bedroom

That sounds better

 

[Bozi]

That sounds better

man i am sooo sexy that i can take a woman's virginity with just a dirty look


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