What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Put In Your Mouth?? (17 Viewers)

K10

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2002
2,698
++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Hey, I missed this thread!

The weirdest thing I ever ended up in my mouth with has to be that one time I was cycling and some bug thought it would be funny to fly directly into my mouth :undecide::yuck: I accidently chewed on it as well and it's the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted! Made me vomit even!!

I also had my fair share of sea water (what can I say, I live 15 ft beneath sea level) and once, while I was swimming in the sea, a leave of sea-weed ended up in my mouth. Sadly, I was breathing at that moment and it went right through my throat, to block off my trachea and chocking me. I nearly died on that one, had it not been for a life-guard who spotted me and saved my life :scared:
Damn Lifeguard :D

Anyway, did you really nearly die for real? :dazed::eek: That must be a horrible feeling.

Oh. I think I drank my own urine when I was a baby. Or so my sister told me but she's a bit&h :D
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
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I had an horribe experience , nearly fatal,when i was 15 years. and was almost the same.

I was with all my family in the beach, hanging out. But that day, the waves were very high. My papa and i went far away swimming, and after one minute, i told to him tog o back to the shore, because i was getting weak. When we started to swim back, the tides swallowed both, more far from the beach. I told to my papa that i was very weak and i wasnt able to continue swiming. He graped my hand and we both tried to swim, but he fainted too, and in that moment the worse began!.

He screamed desesperately "help help", and all the people that was in the beach were looking at us (oh my what a shame). I was so scared because my papa was very weak and was starting to dissapear in the water, meanwhile i was at least floating.

The boyfrined of my cousin(girl cousin) was looking at us, and right away he entered into the beach to save us. He grapped my dad first because he was near to the beach than me. The guy pulled my dad very strong, and he started to swim. Then he swim more to rech myself.

When we were both grapping each other, i remember that he told to me "dont grap me so hard, dont panic, because if you grap me, we will die both, so dont panic!". I tried to calm myself, well i was not so alarmed, because im cool blooded. We were floating some seconds, and then some guys arrived with lifeguards.

When i was back in the neach, i remember the lot of people seing us, My momma crying like craxy and my papa was bad because he swallowed a lot of water. I was just weak, with a lot of pain in my legs.

It was my worst experience, and after that, i really take care when im in the sea.
 

BloodOnMoral

Senior Member
Jun 4, 2003
4,232
you really wrote a little novel here my dear :D
but i understand too well your point of view ...
coz i had the same experience, but i had almost drowned myself :)
thank god it passed and that this year i'm not going at the seaside :p
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++
Damn Lifeguard :D

Anyway, did you really nearly die for real? :dazed::eek: That must be a horrible feeling.
Yeah - I couldn't breathe man, it's the worst sort of pain I ever felt. Like your longs are slowly imploding or something.

Oh. I think I drank my own urine when I was a baby. Or so my sister told me but she's a bit&h :D
My sister can be a real plague too - she sometimes actually says the exact same thing what you said above: "Damn lifeguard" :D
 

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