Hey, I missed this thread!
The weirdest thing I ever ended up in my mouth with has to be that one time I was cycling and some bug thought it would be funny to fly directly into my mouth :undecide:

I accidently chewed on it as well and it's the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted! Made me vomit even!!
I also had my fair share of sea water (what can I say, I live 15 ft beneath sea level) and once, while I was swimming in the sea, a leave of sea-weed ended up in my mouth. Sadly, I was breathing at that moment and it went right through my throat, to block off my trachea and chocking me. I nearly died on that one, had it not been for a life-guard who spotted me and saved my life
