What is the most you have ever drank? (2 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Another story for another time.

 

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[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Ive never tried vodka and coke how is it?

Its great. Depends how much you like coke though

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
If you had had 11, you would have had alcohol poisoning.

No 11 Vod/Coke would get some people drunk im sure. But we're talking 15 double vodka and coke here, drunk isnt the word I would use for it

But yeah I probably did have alcohol poisoning that day, the next morning I felt like I was sweating vodka.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++


No 11 Vod/Coke would get some people drunk im sure. But we're talking 15 double vodka and coke here, drunk isnt the word I would use for it

But yeah I probably did have alcohol poisoning that day, the next morning I felt like I was sweating vodka.

Do I hear the sound of the stomach pump?

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++



Do I hear the sound of the stomach pump?

Nope.

Besides ive probably drank more than that in the past. Back in the day River and I used to hit full bottles of vodka and of course some of the good stuff.

note: I smile now but I wasnt smiling then.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is actully good to hear.

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
15 beers, 2 glasses of wine, 4 shots of Bacardi.

Crate of beer and a shot of whisky. I was 17 then and was celebrating completing my O-Levels. Got home in a state, and to make a foolish story short, my dad blasted me physically when I was sobet the next morning.

Never had more than 2 beers at a sitting since then.

 

[Turdhead]

Should have beat the sucker up. 17 is too old for beatings.

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Should have beat the sucker up. 17 is too old for beatings.

He my daddy. I couldn't fight him even now, 8 years after...

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by chxta ] ++
He my daddy. I couldn't fight him even now, 8 years after...

I was sick on my dad once.






I did it on purpose. Never told anyone until now. hehehehe fvcking sucker.

 

[JCK]

all of a sudden you told many people

 

[Turdhead]

Yeah but thats along time ago. And Emma wont tell anyone.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What do you mean you were sick on him?

 

[Turdhead]

He had annoyed me once, next time I seen him I was drunk and he was ranting off about it, I collapsed almost at one point she he helped me to my room, I was going to be sick and I aimed it on him.

Not my proudest moment, but a moment none the less.

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
He had annoyed me once, next time I seen him I was drunk and he was ranting off about it, I collapsed almost at one point she he helped me to my room, I was going to be sick and I aimed it on him.

Not my proudest moment, but a moment none the less.

Some child you are. Christ!

 

[Turdhead]

Yeah I was a great kid.

My mum found extacy in my room when I was 17 years old. It broke her heart.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Crazy.

I once raped myself, served 15 years of a 20 year sentence. Got out on good behavior.

 

[Turdhead]

Well done, youve now said 2 funny things on this forum.

I wasnt joking btw with those things, they are true as your a wigga.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++


Well done, youve now said 2 funny things on this forum.

I wasnt joking btw with those things, they are true as your a wigga.

Well, I am glad that that finally came out, don't make me start to fancy you again.

 

[Turdhead]

What came out?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++


I wasnt joking btw with those things, they are true as your a wigga.

That, and what was the "one" other funny thing that I said?