What Are You Doing Right Now? (238 Viewers)

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TRAVEL PUSSY!

The Artificial Vagina!

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I also learned about that Nedved-looking Lazio player last night who tried to play a "joke" by robbing a jewelry store and he got shot and killed.

Rovella is dead?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luciano_Re_Cecconi

 

[swag]

No TuBurkeulosis kits. Just Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sehr'm Muenchen?

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Looks like the store next to it is "BallBang."

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Instead of a "Kim" kit, ask them if they have any "Kum" kits for me.

 

[Bjerknes]

No TuBurkeulosis kits. Just Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting.

El Chapo is like a cult player for me.

[mention]ßöмßäяðîëя [/mention]

I tried to get you the Travel P*ssy, but I first decided to borrow it for a little me-time in seat 7C at 20,000 feet.

Hope you don’t mind.

Are those 7 different glory holes you're waiting on a surprise?

 

[swag]

Sehr'm Muenchen?

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Looks like the store next to it is "BallBang."

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Instead of a "Kim" kit, ask them if they have any "Kum" kits for me.

Back in Lisbon. Only passed through the Münich airport last night on my wayback from Köln.

So many dudes on planes dressing like business development types at dot-coms of 20 years ago.

And the few females on the flights were dyke-looking types in their 40s with knee-high leather boots, waist-cinching tops, and a severe blonde bob haircut with a streak of blue. Like when they get off being S&M dominatrixes among Deutschland betacucks at the office, they rock out in a Nina Hagen tribute band at night in Berlin.

El Chapo is like a cult player for me.



Are those 7 different glory holes you're waiting on a surprise?

Choose your glory.

 

[.zero]

@AFL_ITALIA when public svcs get sassy on socials instead of just doing their job

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

@AFL_ITALIA when public svcs get sassy on socials instead of just doing their job

Whoever manages the sanitation socials likes to try to get cute I've noticed, though it could be anyone since they usually have like 3 hours of work a day

Spoiler

Might be me too eventually though...

 

[GordoDeCentral]

@Raphaël @RoiLezard juve getting dragged errywhere

 

[Raphaël]

@Raphaël @RoiLezard juve getting dragged errywhere

Les religieux africains c'est toujours quelque chose de spécial.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Les religieux africains c'est toujours quelque chose de spécial.

Il a bien raison

 

[Firestarter]

@Raphaël @RoiLezard juve getting dragged errywhere

 

[Springyouth]

I only learned two things, one, I like girls to peg me and two, I'm apparently a "size queen."

If I was in a room with Allegri, Bonucci and Bombardier and I would have a gun with two bullets I would shoot the Nazi twice.

 

[swag]

Holy sheeeet, bishes. As of today I've fully wasted 20 years of my life here!

I know this is a lame dedication post and all, but... I want my gold watch, dammit.

I love you all! Even JuveRUS

 

[.zero]

Mashallah

 

[JuveJay]

Autumn solstice pagans, wiccans and druids represent.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Autumn solstice pagans, wiccans and druids represent.

I hear they make good coal

 

[.zero]

Autumn solstice pagans, wiccans and druids represent.

Present and awaiting orders my captain

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Yo @Post Ironic how's that knee bro you back to 100% functional

 

[.zero]

Where live bred?