OP
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Apr 12, 2004
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    speaking of older scrolls hasn't it been like 10 years since they put out skyrim? When the fuck are they making another one?

    I need a bethesda esque RPG
    New ES is planned for 2025.

    Starfield will release this year, about as excited as I get.



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    Because they're busy developing a new version of Skyrim to be played on smart toasters.
    I think when it is all said and done, it will be the broadest-offered IP.
     
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    s4tch

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    my stepdad's cat was hit by a car and she didn't make it, rip

    funny thing is that he lives in a one way street and based on the blood traces, the fucker who hit the cat was driving in the opposite direction, and those are usually in a hurry so that they wouldn't get caught. he probably saved a good 20 seconds by not taking the parallel street, good for him

    fuck humanity, some of us don't deserve to have a brain
     

    AFL_ITALIA

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    my stepdad's cat was hit by a car and she didn't make it, rip

    funny thing is that he lives in a one way street and based on the blood traces, the fucker who hit the cat was driving in the opposite direction, and those are usually in a hurry so that they wouldn't get caught. he probably saved a good 20 seconds by not taking the parallel street, good for him

    fuck humanity, some of us don't deserve to have a brain
    I'm sorry for your loss.

    Fuck that piece of shit, another asshole that shouldn't be driving. Could've just as easily been a kid in the street.
     
    OP
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    Looks extremely ambitious...really hope it doesn't suck
    It will be like every AAA Game/Bethesda product. It will be broken at launch, there will be three major patches in 30 days; the modders will do better work and in 2027 it will be one of the absolute best pieces of entertainment.

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    I'm sorry for your loss.

    Fuck that piece of shit, another asshole that shouldn't be driving. Could've just as easily been a kid in the street.
    Alright.

    Look.

    Be realistic. I get that it sucks, and the guy should feel badly. Or woman, or trans, fill in the blank.

    In the exact same situation, I don't know what you would do, but I know what I would.

    I would be speeding to Starbucks or to my job I pretend to care about, or my mom dying. Speculation is a bitch.
    I then am either distracted, beating off to child porn, watching Ray Romano, or a poor driver.

    None of that matters because I'm already "here," wherein I hit a cat.

    Even if I think it's a kid, I am so fucking relieved I call off whatever I am going to so I can try to understand how I fucked up.

    Me? Not fucking joking. I would feel like absolute dog shit, I would feel so badly. What do I do? What can I do? Do I put it out of its misery? I have a firearm and knives in my vehicle. No, it's early, that's loud and I already feel shitty. So, what? Really, you're a town away and you ran over a cat. You don't know this, but eveyone fucks off on this street, but you don't have the luxury of being lost. So, do I presume the animal has a collar with an address or a phone number? Do I knock on the door of each house on the block? The sides of the street?

    Or, what is most likely going to happen to anyone in that situation, and I'm sorry to say it; I'm going to feel like shit for 96 hours, tell my friends, get told "man that sucks" to "hey, survival of the fittest." We tell ourselves shit like this because it's what we have to in order to feel some semblance of humanity within ourselves.

    The problem in all of this, is we always see the world and the situation through our own eyes only.

    That cat could have been the dopest cat ever, or it could have been a cunt and it will make better gloves, I don't know.

    See the situation, not the emotion.

    German Proverb: Charity sees the need, not the Cause.
     
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    MrMonkey

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    Congrats on retirement, should you have chosen to. You may be the oldest member here, cool shit. Florida?
    The oldest lol! Good guess cause that's where we are presently, "God's waiting room." Kind of semi-retired having to do something but can't wait till full retirement so I can converse here 24/7 with two of my best buds @Post Ironic and @DAiDEViL. :vidal:
     

    GordoDeCentral

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    You were right bro, never touching this shit again
    Sorry to hear man. Don't panic though, give it time. If your girl needs sex and can't wait, get your hands on some cialis and proviron. And just take 10 mg Cialis and 50 mg proviron the day you want to do the deed, but make sure you using contraception because proviron will increase your fertility. Oh and no masturbating! And of course no porn, but that should be for all men regardless of their situation.
     

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