What Are You Doing Right Now? (148 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No.

I thought so too, but the other day my girlfriend was talking about how she wanted a baby boy doll that would wet himself when she was a child. Apparently it existed already way back then and it was an anatomically correct doll. I think there's a bit of debate going on about making all of them anatomically correct btw.

So is this a side chick, or are you not married to your children's vessel, vassal?

 

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[X Æ A-12]

I learned a new term today: theyby

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theyby

I learned a new term today: theyby

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theyby

Mental illness

 

[Seven]

So is this a side chick, or are you not married to your children's vessel, vassal?

Not married.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Not married.

Good for you, man. Marriage is a prison. Wring your dick out with rando pussy juice.

 

[Siamak]

A peddler in my hometown can speak english far better than politicians in iran.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why are they wearing dresses? And that one guy has a Yarmulke on? Dope vest, though.

 

[Siamak]

Why are they wearing dresses? And that one guy has a Yarmulke on? Dope vest, though.

It's our traditional dress Balochi dress.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Reminds me of that dumb President, Baloch Pajama.

 

[swag]

They cut it off right before they start making it with the goat

Ain't no tourism like Iranian Goat Sex Tourism

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Reminds me of that dumb President, Baloch Pajama.

Got nothing on my uncle:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked

 

[Siamak]

They cut it off right before they start making it with the goat

Ain't no tourism like Iranian Goat Sex Tourism

I'd like to head to Portugal and hang out with some chicks.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just heard my favorite new Conspiracy Theory: New Conservative-Christian theory is the dinosaurs we dig up are just the Jews from the Bible, and thusly, dinosaurs ARE in the Bible.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Just heard my favorite new Conspiracy Theory: New Conservative-Christian theory is the dinosaurs we dig up are just the Jews from the Bible, and thusly, dinosaurs ARE in the Bible.

so jews are in fact reptiles?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

....You're putting it all together. Watch out, Hollywood is closer to you than me.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

so jews are in fact reptiles?

Not all joos are reptiles but

 

[swag]

I'd like to head to Portugal and hang out with some chicks.

That can be arranged.

Word of warning: there are blondes here, but not enough for your kind of stalker sex tourism.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That can be arranged.

Word of warning: there are blondes here, but not enough for your kind of stalker sex tourism.

I'm sure Mark Hamill would fuck him.

 

[.zero]

Another day of learning something new here

 

[swag]

I'm sure Mark Hamill would fuck him.

I am sure "Use the force, Siamak" in Mark's AI-generated voice is on constant ASMR auto-replay on his headphones.

 

[Osman]

That can be arranged.

Word of warning: there are blondes here, but not enough for your kind of stalker sex tourism.

We can lure him there by introducing him to Joao Felix blond Portuguese actress gf, Magui Corceiro. 10 times hotter then Wanda.