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Apr 12, 2004
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    What bad news?
    Yezkimov was activated for the Navy and he had to perform several sexual/vodka-related activities to get across the peninsula from Murmansk to Finland. He had his sleeping bag suit on, but he was wearing Ballz Out Jeans, so his testicles froze off. He is hoping to become an opera singer in Helsinki. He was stopped at the border by the Russians trying to reenlist him in the Navy, but he showed his extremely small penis and lack of testicles and they presumed he had an enlarged clitoris. I will let you know if I have any additional information come my way.

    Pray for Brother Yezkimov.
     
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