IliveForJuve

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Jan 17, 2011
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@JuveJay Is there a Chris Hansen version in the UK we can call?

This bolivian bozo commencing his Jimmy Savile transition.
Personally, youngest I'd do is 22. I suppose that when you're 40, that could be creepy.

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Bunch of weirdos in this forum :disagree: just wanted to check what slightly older dudes than me say.

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@Osman are you forced to go only for chicks that have hit the wall now?
 
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X Æ A-12

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I don't see anything wrong with 18 long as she's attractive

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Yeah, I guess it depends on how they look. Some 18 year olds look +21. Still probably wouldn't smash.

On a side note, I've gone on dating apps again and 27 year old bishes here look way waaay past it.
It's amazing how much some girls hit the wall by 25. Is it their Brit genetics or are they fat too?
 
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swag

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Sep 23, 2003
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Maybe you forgot to take your Alzheimer's medication old man.
What's Alzheimer's?

This the whitest thing i have ever seen, after immos and blacks got access to golf clubs, wypipo took that shit to the woods

Damn... Looking at that as a "Best of 2020" video, I found myself rooting for COVID.

Swag is a relic of this forum. Don't you dare disrespect him :disagree:
I'm beyond disrespect. And I'm beyond a relic too, so they go together.

I figured that was brunch at a place where the food is made with how it will look on instagram in mind
Not bad, not bad.

Some BAMEaged BIPOCalypse types do spread their avocados for the 'gram though. So it's not All Whites like the Kiwi football team.

This I may have to agree with because my old man has a story about a bunch of football players who signed up for a Forestry class in about 1975, when they found out you left campus to go into the woods they apparently said, "The woods? Man, I ain't doin' no woods. They're bears, and tigers, and mother fuckin' German Shepherds and shit out there."
It's a little like the old Eddie Murphy skit about why only wypipo hang around in haunted houses waiting for the blood splatter. You also tend not to see anybody darker than printer paper getting their ass mauled by wild buffaloes in Yellowstone too. But then it might just be whiteys hanging out in the buffalo plains of Yellowstone in the first place.

Am I missing a crypto child pr0n reference?

Bruh, 18 year olds basically look like 14 year olds. At around 21-22 they start looking like grown adults.
This much is true.

I don't see anything wrong with 18 long as she's attractive

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It's amazing how much some girls hit the wall by 25. Is it their Brit genetics or are they fat too?
And that's the question. If it's about smashing, it's not like you'd want them to talk ... or worry about being seen in public with them eating Tide Pods.

But we seem to be circling around the Leo DiCaprio question here, aren't we? Personally, I think he got out when the going was good and the time was right with those women. I'm not so sure that's so much all women who hit 26 as much as Hollywood glamour types who hit 26. Just saying... I'm sure there are days where Tom Brady feels like going full on Anthony Bourdain with a towel in his closet.

But I do remember life advice from older people when I was in college: if a woman hits 25 and isn't hitting the gym, dat Pennsylvania butt explosion is counting down to liftoff.
 

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