What Are You Doing Right Now? (337 Viewers)

[.zero]

Partner?

What type of bottom/top shit is that? Be a man, say your BITCH, bro.

woke tuz

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

American obesity is so great, the FDA has an office that measures up the obesity potential of various new food products. Like Intel investments back in their heyday, if the obesity ROI isn't at least 9500%, they abandon it for its lack of efficiency.

Like the LD-50 of obesity products.

 

[alaska]

90 degrees, west-facing apartment, no AC. The air in here feels like the inside of a dog's mouth.

 

[X Æ A-12]

90 degrees, west-facing apartment, no AC. The air in here feels like the inside of a dog's mouth.

take a cold shower

 

[alaska]

take a cold shower

Funny, I was just thinking that. Last time it got this bad, I took an ice cold bath, brought a bunch of cold cocktails in and watched a match. would recommend

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

90 degrees, west-facing apartment, no AC. The air in here feels like the inside of a dog's mouth.

That sounds absolutely horrible.

Funny, I was just thinking that. Last time it got this bad, I took an ice cold bath, brought a bunch of cold cocktails in and watched a match. would recommend

I always find myself dropping my electronics into the bath to attempt to kill myself.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Morning, lads, Cs up, Bs down.

 

[swag]

Seize up, Bees down. Pizza pizza, it's Little Seizures.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just learned "Union Jack" got its name from the type of jacking British sailors would do at the start of their watch.

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Seize up, Bees down. Pizza pizza, it's Little Seizures.

GET GOT!

 

[Osman]

That sounds absolutely horrible.

I always find myself dropping my electronics into the bath to attempt to kill myself.

Pour in some chemicals and random insect and get some nifty super powers in case you ain't muerte after.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Pour in some chemicals and random insect and get some nifty super powers in case you ain't muerte after.

What type of insects? I normally use plutonium for the chems. I call my penis the Elephant's Foot.

 

[Osman]

What type of insects? I normally use plutonium for the chems. I call my penis the Elephant's Foot.

Your type of personality can only suit a cockroach Also if you get jihad beheaded you will still be able to live on without a head for a week, like real cockroaches do. Plus you dont bleed, can survive a nuclear blast, nocturnal multi-vision and maintain an erection for ages.


Sounds perfect bland of powers

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I see you've done some research.

 

[Osman]

Ofcourse for you bratva

Still remember the biology paper I wrote on roaches 25 years ago in middle school Plus I was an avid reader of spiderman as a kid, and we allways joked about would happen if he had the chemical accident with another animal but a spider lol

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What about a trans-spider? SpiderTrans.

 

[Wings]

Did they give you hotel accommodation and compensation?

Working on that.

My partner tested positive for the rona

That sucks. Hope it gets over soon.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Tired of reading articles about people struggling to afford food and bills. Bish, why are you 23 and have two kids?

 

[.zero]

Tired of reading articles about people struggling to afford food and bills. Bish, why are you 23 and have two kids?

For the greater part of human history that would be the norm. Especially since the high infant mortality rates prior to the 20th century and if you made it past infancy the people didn’t live past 30

 

[IliveForJuve]

For the greater part of human history that would be the norm. Especially since the high infant mortality rates prior to the 20th century and if you made it past infancy the people didn’t live past 30

The low IQs haven't adapted to the shitty modern reality

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

For the greater part of human history that would be the norm. Especially since the high infant mortality rates prior to the 20th century and if you made it past infancy the people didn’t live past 30

This isn't exactly true.

The norm for the majority of human history (until ~WW II) would be having three or four kids by 20 because you married your second-cousin at 14 when you were 26.

See: Poe, Darwin, et al.

Ironic part about Darwin is he had a kid with Down's.

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For the greater part of human history that would be the norm. Especially since the high infant mortality rates prior to the 20th century and if you made it past infancy the people didn’t live past 30

The 30-year mark is because of infant mortality. People have almost always lived the same amount of time.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2625386/