What Are You Doing Right Now? (297 Viewers)
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Holy real estate porn edition of the Tuz...
So much money. So much Russian money.
The closest equivalent we have here in Lisbon is a place that, and I quote the locals, "looks like an Angolan lives there".
Yes, but that sort of aspirational F-U Instagram tacky that you get from rich Russians isn't as common in Cali, even if it exists.
Swank. It's a gorgeous area, let alone the home. Americans get a little caught up in their "faux Tuscan" nonsense at times, and this teeters on the edges of that. But not so much that it smells like french fries (i.e., McMansion).
Overly angular with a weird mix of wide, bland spaces and tight bedrooms. That is a house that was not designed for living in. Some architect's jerk off for his portfolio.
Yeah, but you'd weigh 500 kilos because all you would be able to do there is ride your rider mower all day long to care for all that landscaping. The maintenance costs for staff alone are going to be almost seven figures a year.
So much money. So much Russian money.The closest equivalent we have here in Lisbon is a place that, and I quote the locals, "looks like an Angolan lives there".
Yes, but that sort of aspirational F-U Instagram tacky that you get from rich Russians isn't as common in Cali, even if it exists.
Swank. It's a gorgeous area, let alone the home. Americans get a little caught up in their "faux Tuscan" nonsense at times, and this teeters on the edges of that. But not so much that it smells like french fries (i.e., McMansion).
Overly angular with a weird mix of wide, bland spaces and tight bedrooms. That is a house that was not designed for living in. Some architect's jerk off for his portfolio.
Yeah, but you'd weigh 500 kilos because all you would be able to do there is ride your rider mower all day long to care for all that landscaping. The maintenance costs for staff alone are going to be almost seven figures a year.
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Although according to @AndreaCristiano that might make me a bad person
And all those leasehold properties too. 
You end up spending 10 million on a property only to realize some British lord who's an all-you-can-eat salad bar of inbred birth defects bound together by an ascot owns the land and can claim it back in a decade or two.
Then I want photos of your service staff, bruh.
You end up spending 10 million on a property only to realize some British lord who's an all-you-can-eat salad bar of inbred birth defects bound together by an ascot owns the land and can claim it back in a decade or two.Then I want photos of your service staff, bruh.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/05/elon-musk-is-living-in-a-prefab-tiny-house-worth-only-50k/
Doubt that he lives in this miniature house - but the idea is good.
Doubt that he lives in this miniature house - but the idea is good.
