What Are You Doing Right Now? (506 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Notice how all of the traditionally hairy ass countries are the ones that need a bidet.

So true. Bidets are great, don’t get me wrong. But if you don’t have a jungle bum…

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Notice how they don’t show any photos of “her”…

 

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[Bjerknes]

So true. Bidets are great, don’t get me wrong. But if you don’t have a jungle bum…

They should make all of those jungle bummers shave their asses to conserve water. This is why so many Africans die of thirst.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Maybe we need a UNICEF campaign for bidets, kinda like what they did with india and toilets

I always figured the street dumpers were because of poverty, homelessness/ lack of access to toilets are there really people shitting in the street just because they are lazy/ irresponsible?

 

[Fred]

Come on guys, you just don't have any proper arguments why you don't have bum blasters and bidets. You can't argue its not cleaner, hairy ass or not

 

[Dostoevsky]

Come on guys, you just don't have any proper arguments why you don't have bum blasters and bidets. You can't argue its not cleaner, hairy ass or not

I don't have one but I always wash after. Toilet paper is a horrible option and I use it only when it's the only option. Next year I'll (probably) renovate a part of my house and I will get a bidet lol.

 

[Fred]

I don't have one but I always wash after. Toilet paper is a horrible option and I use it only when it's the only option. Next year I'll (probably) renovate a part of my house and I will get a bidet lol.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Just shave your ass man @Dostoevsky

 

[Dostoevsky]

Just shave your ass man @Dostoevsky

Man, screw toilet paper lol. You just spread it oh and it's not really hairy AS EVERYONE KNOWS HERE.

 

[Post Ironic]

I don't have one but I always wash after. Toilet paper is a horrible option and I use it only when it's the only option. Next year I'll (probably) renovate a part of my house and I will get a bidet lol.

Now we know why you never have any money. Spending it on things like bidets.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Now we know why you never have any money. Spending it on things like bidets.

We had a huge inflation over the past 12 months. It's insane. Officially it's 7% but that's a lie, unofficially it's 25% and it's close to truth. Some things went 2-3x higher. 2 years ago we needed like 10k for the house and now I think it's like 15-20k price range. It's really insane. Even without a bidet!

But you're right, I don't have much like ever. What I have I spend on books and coffees, nothing else. I had to cut costs so I don't use condoms.

 

[Post Ironic]

Just shave your ass man @Dostoevsky

Brozilians. Back, sack, and crack.

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We had a huge inflation over the past 12 months. It's insane. Officially it's 7% but that's a lie, unofficially it's 25% and it's close to truth. Some things went 2-3x higher. 2 years ago we needed like 10k for the house and now I think it's like 15-20k price range. It's really insane. Even without a bidet!

But you're right, I don't have much like ever. What I have I spend on books and coffees, nothing else. I had to cut costs so I don't use condoms.

Promise you will tell us when you get girl pregnant or get first std.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Brozilians. Back, sack, and crack.

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Promise you will tell us when you get girl pregnant or get first std.

SHuhsh!

 

[DAiDEViL]

Promise you will tell us when you get girl pregnant or get first std.

That's when cutting costs is getting expensive lol.

 

[Strickland]

Just shave your ass man @Dostoevsky

I struggle even with a quality ballsack shave, ass shaving must be expert level

 

[Bjerknes]

I struggle even with a quality ballsack shave, ass shaving must be expert level

Wax it muh queens.

 

[Dostoevsky]

That's when cutting costs is getting expensive lol.

lol true dat...

however, exotic condoms are like 4e here. Man, I can almost buy a book for that money. I used to work 8 hours for 10e. Even fucking is expensive here.

 

[swag]

https://thehill.com/changing-americ...story-making-jeopardy-champ-becomes-shows-top Gone beyond the physical now

Why do I know more about what goes on Jeapardy! than I know about the global financial meltdown coming?

That word is getting me each single time

I must confess, it was Dheeraj that turned me on to it.

You could just take a shower after you shit

Would you shower standing in your toilet?

That's when cutting costs is getting expensive lol.

*horror memories of public toilets in Russia and China where you had to pay some crapper hag for a single square of TP*

 

[Bjerknes]

lol true dat...

however, exotic condoms are like 4e here. Man, I can almost buy a book for that money. I used to work 8 hours for 10e. Even fucking is expensive here.

8 hours for 10e? How does this happen in Europe?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

lol true dat...

however, exotic condoms are like 4e here. Man, I can almost buy a book for that money. I used to work 8 hours for 10e. Even fucking is expensive here.

Back in college, one of my suitemates wrote to Trojan about how shit the condoms that the college gave out were. They sent him an 18" x 18" x 16" box legit filled with condoms. Might as well try it

 

[Dostoevsky]

8 hours for 10e? How does this happen in Europe?

I'm not in Germany bro. Our part of Europe kinda sucks in that regard.

Our minimal wage is getting increased in January and it will be like 1.8e for 1 hour.

But yeah. Don't let me mention how stuff over here is more expensive compared to Europe. I wanted some fountain pet and it's 30e here but in Europe it's like 16-18e. I wanted some perfume, it's 100e here and 60e in Germany. It's literally insane.