What Are You Doing Right Now? (229 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

Huge!

Come on are you not even gonna answer the real question... what color he was?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

Saw a midget today. Wonder if he had a bigger penis than the average cambodian

So I googled it and apparently to be medically classified as a "micropenis" one's penis must be less than 3.66 inches when flaccid. flaccid. That's almost the same size as a fully erect Cambodian

Or, as SNL put it: Mike Rodick.

Just remove the pause a bit.

 

[.zero]

Saw a midget today. Wonder if he had a bigger penis than the average cambodian

So I googled it and apparently to be medically classified as a "micropenis" one's penis must be less than 3.66 inches when flaccid. flaccid. That's almost the same size as a fully erect Cambodian

that can’t be right. So dicks only grow like 2.5 inches when you get hard? I feel like mine triples

I'm also a grower

 

[lgorTudor]

that can’t be right. So dicks only grow like 2.5 inches when you get hard? I feel like mine triples

calma

I bet AOC is a grower herself

 

[X Æ A-12]

(other than your dick of course) what do you stuff in a chicken breast? Say you were planning on eating said chicken breast and serving other chicken breast to important guest.

Last time I used Blue cheese, gouda, spinach and mayo then wrapped bacon around it and served with garlic and herb couscous

what else can i add to this?

 

[ALC]

(other than your dick of course) what do you stuff in a chicken breast? Say you were planning on eating said chicken breast and serving other chicken breast to important guest.

Last time I used Blue cheese, gouda, spinach and mayo then wrapped bacon around it and served with garlic and herb couscous

what else can i add to this?

why are you overdoing it? Because you hope the flavors will mask your shitty cooking?

keep it simple and make sure you don’t overcook it so it doesn’t become tough* and stringy

 

[X Æ A-12]

How did Michael Meyers escape the asylum nine times and murder so many people? Dude walks as slow as humanly possible.

He's not a threat to anyone capable of a brisk walk

 

[swag]

(other than your dick of course) what do you stuff in a chicken breast? Say you were planning on eating said chicken breast and serving other chicken breast to important guest.

Last time I used Blue cheese, gouda, spinach and mayo then wrapped bacon around it and served with garlic and herb couscous

what else can i add to this?

Cocaine

How did Michael Meyers escape the asylum nine times and murder so many people? Dude walks as slow as humanly possible.

He's not a threat to anyone capable of a brisk walk

Two words: Michael Dukakis.

(Sorry, old Willie Horton reference.)

 

[.zero]

Cocaine

interesting new method to ingest both chicken and/or cocaine

 

[X Æ A-12]

Cocaine

i don't need the diarrhea thanks

 

[Dostoevsky]

(other than your dick of course) what do you stuff in a chicken breast? Say you were planning on eating said chicken breast and serving other chicken breast to important guest.

Last time I used Blue cheese, gouda, spinach and mayo then wrapped bacon around it and served with garlic and herb couscous

what else can i add to this?

Just offer them sandwiches. If they refuse they ain't no friends.

 

[.zero]

i don't need the diarrhea thanks

When it’s over cut with baby lax that first line hit different

 

[X Æ A-12]

Just offer them sandwiches. If they refuse they ain't no friends.

 

[Dostoevsky]

You are a horrible person!

 

[swag]

interesting new method to ingest both chicken and/or cocaine

I've lost track of how many times I've said at the border, "¡No hombre, es pollo!"

 

[GiocataGrande]

Are hispanics more privileged than blacks?

Plz discuss.

Highly debatable. Depends what kind of Hispanics your talking about lol

 

[X Æ A-12]

You are a horrible person!

I actually ate a sandwhich today.

 

[IliveForJuve]

@AFL_ITALIA how's that career going?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

@AFL_ITALIA how's that career going?

Unfortunately no career as of yet. Right now I'm working a temp job from home while I continue to study. It actually pays better than I thought it would, especially considering I do maybe 3 hours or actual work on a normal day. I can't be sure how much the pandemic fucked up entry level job prospects, because there are plenty of senior level ones available.

 

[JuveJay]

How did Michael Meyers escape the asylum nine times and murder so many people? Dude walks as slow as humanly possible.

He's not a threat to anyone capable of a brisk walk

Even more unrealistic is how the black guy always dies first.