Maybe if you stop bitching about how 40 year olds are way too old for you. Go find a rich 40-something year old French divorcee and live a posh lifestyle while getting your school paid for, in exchange for being her pet. Ditch her after you get a good job.
Heh heh. Is that what’s behind the “Instagram boyfriend” phenomenon — where some poor eunuch holds his girlfriend’s extra purses while being forced into unpaid photographer labor as she poses for 40 minutes looking off in the distance for her fashion shots?