I have been eating a lot of Mexican and Vietnamese food lately (roommate of mine cooks it and uses spicier sauce then i am used to). All was well and good until yesterday I got the worst fire shits of my life. Volume and fire. All day today I couldn't sit down.
I don't often have this issue but I figured some of you might have good tips to heal a sore anus.
Yeah, had a Vietnamese roomie and it was great but nothing you can do about the sore anus. Try rubbing aloe vera inside of it maybe.
Your taste buds will forever change and you’ll never like regular food again as it’ll taste too bland. By then, your asshole will be more used to it.
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