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    If you have to say that he/she is 18 then there's something fishy about all that
    I think that is completely normal and have nothing further to comment on the matter.
    You won't believe how many girls in college i convinced he was my dad to get laid, and it worked thanks Alain.
    :lol2:
     

    Dantes

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    Dec 15, 2017
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    Is there anything I should know about English (Londoner) chicks?
    Depends where you go in London.

    If you're in the tourist areas, you'll be hard pressed to actually find any English girls. So don't go centre of zone 1.
    Unless your after a fat-slapper Sharon type, just be clean and not overdressed (the non-trashy English women dress up for work, and dress down to go out - there's a clue for you, depending on the type you're interested in). Wearing sports gear or a football shirt if you're not actively playing a sport will flag you up as a pillock, or worse, a chav.
    Avoid gangs, they're out for one reason only - to get absolutely plastered. Stick to bars, avoid clubs.

    Tell them about where you're from, as Islanders most English people love to hear about different cultures.

    Of course, if you're just looking for an easy ride, do the opposite of everything I've just said. :)

    TL;DR: They're probably not that much different from women the world over.

    Ignore Wittl and Kyle's uninformed comments.
     

    .zero

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    Depends where you go in London.

    If you're in the tourist areas, you'll be hard pressed to actually find any English girls. So don't go centre of zone 1.
    Unless your after a fat-slapper Sharon type, just be clean and not overdressed (the non-trashy English women dress up for work, and dress down to go out - there's a clue for you, depending on the type you're interested in). Wearing sports gear or a football shirt if you're not actively playing a sport will flag you up as a pillock, or worse, a chav.
    Avoid gangs, they're out for one reason only - to get absolutely plastered. Stick to bars, avoid clubs.

    Tell them about where you're from, as Islanders most English people love to hear about different cultures.

    Of course, if you're just looking for an easy ride, do the opposite of everything I've just said. :)

    TL;DR: They're probably not that much different from women the world over.

    Ignore Wittl and Kyle's uninformed comments.
    English women are like a hearty English breakfast
     

    Dantes

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    English women are like a hearty English breakfast
    Which is a wonderful thing. And whilst we're stereotyping - US women are like Pop Tarts.

    Plus we have portion control, resulting in higher life expectancy whilst the US have supersized everything (because why not?), resulting in obesity (this is why not).
     

    .zero

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    Portion control is another leaf from the tree of communism

    And what's the point of living long if it's going to be a miserable experience

    Plus wealth breeds surplus and greater disposable income. So if one can pick up three 60" 4k TVs, a new patio set, and 2 months worth of hot pockets then I'd say quality of life >>>>> expectancy of life
     

    Dantes

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    Portion control is another leaf from the tree of communism

    And what's the point of living long if it's going to be a miserable experience

    Plus wealth breeds surplus and greater disposable income. So if one can pick up three 60" 4k TVs, a new patio set, and 2 months worth of hot pockets then I'd say quality of life >>>>> expectancy of life
    I think you've become confused on two counts (1) you have mistaken mass consumerism for quality of life. Who wants three 60" 4K TVs? (2) All of these things are readily available and affordable outside of the US. The median net worth for US adults is $44,977 while that for UK adults is $107,865 (2016, Credit Suisse Global Report). The typical American is also much worse off than the typical person in Norway, France, Finland, Denmark, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Belgium, Austria, Switzerland, Luxemborg, Netherlands, Italy, and Ireland.

    You can stop with the non-fact based insults now.
     

    InterMerda

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    Feb 9, 2016
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    It should mean „say“ instead of „day“ I guess.

    If it's delicious so far, just enjoy ffs. Asking us to wish him luck sounds like he's an ugly 50y old who needs luck not to get caught when he puts her under drugs or something. :disagree:
    I was too drunk, that's why I needed luck (sometimes you can't get it up when on excessive booze). Anyways, it was a good night and everything turned out well. 18 yo girls are fucking crazy tho ��
     

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