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    "Bewbs and Bratwurst" was a nightclub gig I did for a while.
    Here's how screwed up things are. I'm in the country technically on a 90-day Schengen tourist visa. But that's almost expired. So soon I am kind of here illegally. However, when I entered the country I got an appointment scheduled with the immigration service to get a "family reunion" visa, since my wife has dual US + Portuguese citizenship. But because the system is so backlogged, my appointment isn't until December. So my legal evidence of being able to stay and work in the country is a sheet of paper from the immigration office confirming my appointment. That's it. Because they know the system is so backlogged, they know they cannot set appointments within 90 days, and so I get to stay because they acknowledge the system is so constipated.

    I can apply for EU citizenship too, which I had been planning, but there's a more detailed language requirement (which I am working on) and I didn't want that process to f-up my visa process here.

    But yeah, after a couple of years here I am thinking I can decide to head back to the States or stick here or do it part-time or whatever. Given this messed up world, it pays to have options. So many people here in Portugal are economic and political refugees from the mess in Brazil, for example.



    Can I feel yours? :klin:
    I mean, at least you don't need to report to a Separation Location and drink toilet water until December; being separated from your wife the whole time.
     

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    I guess that means if you enter a more strict EU-country you'll be headed back to the States? Unless you seek asylum :)seven:) or a new work permit?
    I don't think Germany will accept my Portuguese calendar appointment as evidence of legally living in the EU. :lol:

    ßöмßäяðîëя;5807661 said:
    I mean, at least you don't need to report to a Separation Location and drink toilet water until December; being separated from your wife the whole time.
    We were separated for a couple of months and I just drank out of the toilet out of habit.
     

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    I don't think Germany will accept my Portuguese calendar appointment as evidence of legally living in the EU. :lol:



    We were separated for a couple of months and I just drank out of the toilet out of habit.
    You can’t just leave for a week and come back in on a new 90 day visa?
     
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    I don't think Germany will accept my Portuguese calendar appointment as evidence of legally living in the EU. :lol:
    You would just have to wear a yellow armband around showing the iOS calendar emoji.

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    He was on Marin's WTF Podcast a few months back. Check it out. He's writing a biography.
     

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    ßöмßäяðîëя;5807666 said:
    Greg, I love you.

    That is all.
    I'm gay for you too, but that goes without saying.

    You can’t just leave for a week and come back in on a new 90 day visa?
    I think the whole Schengen thing means you cannot show your ass in the EU for 180 days without a new kind of visa.

    ßöмßäяðîëя;5807669 said:
    You would just have to wear a yellow armband around showing the iOS calendar emoji.
    Or in my case, it's a tattoo on my arm.
     

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    Damn, that’s harsh. Latin America does it right.
    I read this as I am listening to Puerto Rican electronic disco (Los Wálters... those guys so remind me of Astro from Chile a few years back).

    'cept are they 'Merica or are they Latin 'Merica ... or both? :confused2
     

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    It's friday @Maddy :maddy:

    Like we discussed hipster cities and they didn't mentioned Berlin in @swags list an example:

    Those 5 australian hipsters decided to live in Berlin and look what they became. This weeks friday jam:


    :weee: :lol:

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    Maddy

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    It's friday @Maddy :maddy:

    Like we discussed hipster cities and they didn't mentioned Berlin in @swags list an example:

    Those 5 australian hipsters decided to live in Berlin and look what they became. This weeks friday jam:


    :weee: :lol:

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    I liek the jam, but those guys are so stereotypical :lol:
     

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    It's friday @Maddy :maddy:

    Like we discussed hipster cities and they didn't mentioned Berlin in @swags list an example:

    Those 5 australian hipsters decided to live in Berlin and look what they became. This weeks friday jam:


    :weee: :lol:

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    Hipsters don't make music that makes your gonads shrivel up and your balls retract into your body. Just sayin'.

    Those aren't hipsters.
     

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    I can't be arsed to watch this :D
    Actually I watched them live once. But how they look like is too much:lol: ..like maddy said:
    I liek the jam, but those guys are so stereotypical :lol:
    The hair, stache and the vintage clothes :lol:

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    ßöмßäяðîëя;5807766 said:
    All I can tell is they use triangles and wear neckbeard hats.

    That means: hipster
    :agree:
     

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