I was a boy scout when I was 12

Well I was in the boy scouts.
And yea when on vacation pops insisted the day was wasted if you didn't make 14 hours progress on the road. By the time we got there I would've traded it all for a quick death.
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In my experience the Utah Mormons break the all the rules and get dirty, the exported Mormons are the pious ones.