What Are You Doing Right Now? (259 Viewers)

[swag]

Bogans high on pot and switching through 4 channels advertising phone sex with topless babes at 3am

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Sheik Yerbouti]

so what's the phone number

I dunno. I was busy timing my fidget spinner to see how long it spun.

Dude, that's called life. Like who hasn't been in that situation before?

Sweet.

 

[X Æ A-12]

So a coworker today almost took me to Taco Bell but when we were in the drive through the car ahead ordered 58$ worth of food so they ran out of beef before we could order.

I think that brave soul ahead of us (yes 1 person in the car) who sacrificed her body to protect mine.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Actually I just got a client.

My first client as an independent lawyer

Thing is, I don't know how much to charge for this job

2 paddle-pops and a tamarind and vanilla handjob.

 

[IliveForJuve]

2 paddle-pops and a tamarind and vanilla handjob.

I can give you a cock slap if you want.

 

[piotrr]

You know you made it when you walk around and use Fresh Paint on your Windows Phone. @piotrr so jelly.

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@Quetzalcoatl

You know you made it when you have normal Paint on your android device instead of some shitty fresh paint for windows phone.

Spoiler

 

[Klovn]

So a coworker today almost took me to Taco Bell but when we were in the drive through the car ahead ordered 58$ worth of food so they ran out of beef before we could order.

I think that brave soul ahead of us (yes 1 person in the car) who sacrificed her body to protect mine.

So you went to McD instead..

 

[DAiDEViL]

You know you made it when you have normal Paint on your android device instead of some shitty fresh paint for windows phone.

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[.zero]

So a coworker today almost took me to Taco Bell but when we were in the drive through the car ahead ordered 58$ worth of food so they ran out of beef before we could order.

I think that brave soul ahead of us (yes 1 person in the car) who sacrificed her body to protect mine.

Don't lie

you know you pussied out

 

[swag]

So a coworker today almost took me to Taco Bell but when we were in the drive through the car ahead ordered 58$ worth of food so they ran out of beef before we could order.

I think that brave soul ahead of us (yes 1 person in the car) who sacrificed her body to protect mine.

Kinda like falling on a chalupa grenade. Purple Heart for sure.

Don't lie

you know you pussied out

Says Kale Boy.

 

[IliveForJuve]

It's funny when other guys don't believe you when you say you get your girl off every time.

The C.A.T. should be in every man's repertoire.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

It's funny when other guys don't believe you when you say you get your girl off every time.

The C.A.T. should be in every man's repertoire.

Tell me more about this CAT.

Also how long have you been with her?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Maybe she's just a good actress.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Tell me more about this CAT.

Also how long have you been with her?

A year and a half but the C.A.T. works with every woman, no matter how long you've been fucking her.

I'm too lazy to explain so here you go a link: http://sluttygirlproblems.com/guide/the-cat-coital-alignment-technique/

Also, it's great if you want to achieve simultaneous orgasms.

Edit: Maybe this site explains the technique better: http://www.coitalalignmenttechnique.com/

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Cheat codes, sweet

 

[Osman]

A year and a half but the C.A.T. works with every woman, no matter how long you've been fucking her.

I'm too lazy to explain so here you go a link: http://sluttygirlproblems.com/guide/the-cat-coital-alignment-technique/

Also, it's great if you want to achieve simultaneous orgasms.

Edit: Maybe this site explains the technique better: http://www.coitalalignmenttechnique.com/

 

[IliveForJuve]

Cheat codes, sweet

Try it and report back

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[X Æ A-12]

Kinda like falling on a chalupa grenade. Purple Heart for sure.


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I think that might actually have been what she ordered

 

[ALC]

It's funny when other guys don't believe you when you say you get your girl off every time.

The C.A.T. should be in every man's repertoire.

Sometimes you just wanna go ham on doggy style, bark a few times before you cum and then pull out and spray it all over her back.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Sometimes you just wanna go ham on doggy style, bark a few times before you cum and then pull out and spray it all over her back.

Indeed, that's very satisfying but you can always cum and then go for another round